What's your favorite, famous (or not) saying?

airstreamers · 04-12-2007, 10:30 PM

It's not Area 51 I'm worried about- it's Areas 1 through 50.

Foiled Again · 04-12-2007, 11:06 PM

She'll squeeze a nickel until the buffalo sh**s in her hand.

airstreamers · 04-12-2007, 11:08 PM

T.V. - Why do you think they call it programming?

airstreamers · 04-12-2007, 11:37 PM

The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.

Moonstruck · 04-13-2007, 04:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Foiled Again

She'll squeeze a nickel until the buffalo sh**s in her hand.

Or...

As tight as a duck's arse!

airstreamers · 04-13-2007, 08:22 AM

Forget love, I'd rather fall into chocolate.

wheel interested · 04-13-2007, 08:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by airstreamers

Forget love, I'd rather fall into chocolate.

airstreamers · 04-13-2007, 09:00 AM

One of life's great mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry the daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchild in the world.

**azflycaster** · 04-14-2007, 09:03 PM

"Nobody goes there anymore; it's too crowded." Yogi Berra

wheel interested · 04-15-2007, 12:17 AM

Who put 8 great tomatoes in an itty bitty can?

**overlander63** · 04-15-2007, 06:18 AM

"If you don't stop making faces like that, your face is going to freeze in that position!"

airstreamers · 04-15-2007, 06:34 AM

With lies you may get ahead in life but you can never turn back.

GlenCoombe · 04-15-2007, 06:47 AM

I tell all my new customers the same thing...

"if I'm late...chances are I'm not coming!" I have a good memory, it's just SHORT.

airstreamers · 04-15-2007, 07:06 AM

The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.