What's your favorite, famous (or not) saying?

[mrmossyone]

He'd rather climb to the top of a fifty foot pole to tell a lie than stay on the ground and tell the truth.

[mrmossyone]

Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention to arrive safely in a pretty and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in broadside, thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: Wow!! What a ride!

[jonybgood]

"Some day, some guy will make alot of dough.....by putting horns in backseats---for backseat drivers to blow!...

[ROBERTSUNRUS]

Hi,

"You in your car sitting behind me honking your horn doesn't make my car go; Pressing my right foot on the little pedal on the right does!!!!!"

[richinny]

"your call is important to us"

please excuse me is it was already posted.

[jnerges]

Originally Posted by richinny

"your call is important to us"

please excuse me is it was already posted.

This is great, there are two favorites that frost my pumpkins:

"This call may be monitored for quality assurance."

Yea, right...Trust me here, there is nobody listening to this call to help quality.

Translated: we probably dont know the answer and wont really help you so as a sign of our quest for quality, remain on hold and you can experience the other line that frosts my pumpkings

"Is there anything else I can help you with today"

Well, no, as a matter of fact you were unable to help me with my original problem, why would I ask you to NOT help me again with some other problem?

[mpc]

i should be the person my dog thinks i am !

[love vintage]

Jnerges: question.

Are frosted pumpkins seasonal, insofar as hot climes could possibly result in toasted eggplants?

"Learn the rules and then break some"

[rangebowdrie]

"When you are young,and being educated,if you don't become a liberal,you have no heart;When you are older and wiser,if you don't become a conservative,you have no brains" Winston Churchill

[FiveOJoe]

"LIFE IS HARD, BUT IT'S A LOT HARDER WHEN YOU'RE STUPID."

[love vintage]

Hey you............... chill out a bit.
Nothing in life demands confrontation, only result is more angst.
I agree, life is hard and I assure you, I personally have experienced more than my fair share. Such is life, I deal with it and move on.

Reality is, everyone deals with life in their own way. RED CAPS you need to deal with.

[FiveOJoe]

Originally Posted by love vintage

Hey you............... chill out a bit.
Nothing in life demands confrontation, only result is more angst.
I agree, life is hard and I assure you, I personally have experienced more than my fair share. Such is life, I deal with it and move on.


Reality is, everyone deals with life in their own way. RED CAPS you need to deal with.

Love:
If this is a response to the post above, I think you need to lighten up a bit. It was a funny saying that I have heard used, and have used, where I use to work. I have even said it about myself when I do something that was obviously a bad idea.
This thread was about sayings, wasn't it? The red Caps, I though it stood out better, nothing else.

It's just a saying, sorry if it hit home. Geez.

"Hey You" ??????? Is that how you address people? I have a name.


BTW: If you don't like confrontation, Don't EVER come to NJ. (that's a joke about NJ in case you don't get my humor)

[PizzaChop]

"LIFE IS HARD, BUT IT'S A LOT HARDER WHEN YOU'RE STUPID."

The above is one of the undeniable truths of life. (A hard yet certain truth!)

Another one that a friend used to always say:

"If you can't laugh at yourself, you'll never be successful in life!"

or

"Don't take yourself too seriously!"

[Tarheel]

Just because you are paranoid doesn't mean people aren't out to get you. JC2

When the great critic comes to write about your name its not wether you won or lost but how you played the game. anom