Sailor gut’s his discharge notice while stationed in Hong Kong.
In his wisdom decides to celebrate the end of his naval career with a visit to the local house of ill repute.
Upon reaching San Francisco he looks down one day while urinating and notices a black spot on the end of his penis. He tries to rub it off but has limited success.
A few days later he looks down and notices that the black spot has grown to the size of a dime. Alarmed he calls and makes an appointment for a few days later with a local MD.
As the doctor enters and asks, "What’s up?" The man explains his situation and that the offending organ is now all black at the tip and oozing.
The doctor takes a look and exclaims, "I've never seen anything like this, and I think we'll have to take a culture."
A few days later the fellow calls in for his results, now in some discomfort. The doctor suggests that he should come in for another office visit that same day.
Doctor enters the examining room and explains that the patient has "Hong Kong Dong" a rare and deadly sexually transmitted disease.
The man says, "o.k. doc give me a shot and let's get rid of this thing, its killlin' me!"
Doctor says, "Sorry but we're going to have to cut it off!"
"Wow, man wait a minute! As this is only about half way black I figure I've got a little more time before we do that!" says the patient.
Figure that the closer to the source the closer to the cure and the ex-sailor flies back to Hong Kong and rushes into see a local Chinese doctor.
Entering he explains that the American doctors say he has Hong Kong Dong and that the American doctors want to cut off his penis!
The Chinese doctor says, "ah so, please ah drop ah your pants." As he examines the offending organ he says, "Ah so, you have ah Hong Kong Dong, ah for sure."
Patient says, "But doctor, doctor they say they have to cut it off!"
Chinese doctor laughs and says, "Ah so, you American doctors, cut, cut, cut....two week fall of anyway!"
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