We went out to dinner w/some friends last night..my friend asked the server if she could have a White Russian..the server said, just a second please, ma'am and disappeared from our tabke..2 seconds later, he brought back w/him a 6 ft. handsome White Russian...will this do, he says???..she says yes, I'll take that 'to go'..
COWS
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington and they tracked her calves to their stalls? But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give them each a cow.
THE CONSTITUTION
They keep talking about drafting a constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it any more.
TEN COMMANDMENTS
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a courthouse........You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shalt Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians -- it creates a hostile work environment.
Guy walks into a bar...no one in the place, 'cept the bartender and him...and the bartender is on the phone.
As soon as he sits down at a stool, The guy hears as plain as day..
"Gee, that is a nice tie you are wearing!"
He looks around, seeing no one...confused....he orders a drink...
Few minutes later, same voice..clear as a bell..'The cut of your suit is impeccable!!"
Guy still sees nobody, and the barkeep is still conversing on the phone.
Again, a few minutes later, the same voice says, "You are really looking marvelous today!"....
By this time the customer has had it, and demands that the bartender speak to him....He asks where these voices are coming from.....
The bartender looks at him very calmly, and declares....
"Oh, that !! That's the peanuts!! They're complimentary!!!"
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Scott Anderson Grosse Ile, Mich. 1969 23' Safari Twin WBCCI # 22426 (formerly #22425 1968-76)
When it is my time, I want to go peacefully, And in my sleep.....Just like my Grandfather.... Not screaming, kicking and in a state of panic, like the other passengers in his car were......
Please guess to yourself (not out loud, or on-line).
It's the one driving during rush hour traffic while talking on her cell phone. Men aren't that good at multi-tasking!
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2006 30' Safari - "Changes in Latitudes"
2008 F-250 Lariat Power Stroke Diesel Crew Cab SWB
Family of Disney Fanatics
WBCCI# 4821 streamin across america
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2006 30' Safari - "Changes in Latitudes"
2008 F-250 Lariat Power Stroke Diesel Crew Cab SWB
Family of Disney Fanatics
WBCCI# 4821 streamin across america
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