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10-21-2019, 04:24 AM
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#701
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
, USA, PLANET EARTH, MILKY WAY, LOCAL GROUP, SPIRALING SLOWLY THROUGH THE UNIVERSE
Join Date: Jul 2006
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A DOG walked into the small DINER and jumped right up on the COUNTER.
"I'll have a hamburger and a bowl of milk," he stated in clear English.
"Holy S- - -!" exclaimed the amazed counter man, "A talking dog... wow! You should be in the CIRCUS!"
The dog cocked his head and asked, "Why? Are they hiring RV salesmen?"
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01-08-2020, 07:07 PM
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#702
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
, USA, PLANET EARTH, MILKY WAY, LOCAL GROUP, SPIRALING SLOWLY THROUGH THE UNIVERSE
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At the campground pool a woman shouted, "Does anyone know CPR?!!"
I said. "I know the whole alphabet!"
Then everyone laughed and laughed... except this one guy.
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01-09-2020, 06:49 AM
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#703
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"Cloudsplitter"
2003 25' Classic
Houstatlantavegas
, Malebolgia
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 20,000
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"There are few things in life I enjoy more than picking an argument with my wife when she has the hiccups"…..
RLC
Bob
🇺🇸
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I’m done with ‘adulting’…Let’s go find Bigfoot.
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01-09-2020, 12:36 PM
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#704
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Rivet Master
1987 25' Sovereign
Fort Collins
, Colorado
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 582
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The EMTs couldn’t infuse the guy because they couldn’t determine his blood type. But they said his last words were inspirational: “Be positive!”
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Alumacoot
“We are confronted with insurmountable opportunities.”
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01-13-2020, 06:44 AM
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#705
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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To the slaves rowing the Roman galley:
"Good news, you all get extra grog with your lunch."
"Bad news, after lunch the captain wants to water ski!"
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10-22-2020, 06:47 PM
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#706
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1 Rivet Member
Currently Looking...
Currently Looking...
Wildwood
, Missouri
Join Date: Sep 2020
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Jumper on a bridge
Back on January 9th, a group of HELLS ANGELS, South Carolina bikers were riding east on 378 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Pee Dee River Bridge. So they stopped. George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says, "Hey Baby…whatcha doin' up there on that railin'?
"She says tearfully, "I'm going to commit suicide!!"
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," George also didn't want to miss this "be-a-legend" opportunity either, so he asked . . ."Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe, why don't you give ol' George here your best last kiss?“
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.
After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then George says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent you're wasting there, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
It's still unclear whether the jumper actually jumped, or was pushed!
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04-28-2022, 07:22 AM
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#707
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4 Rivet Member
2004 22' International CCD
Beaumont
, California
Join Date: Jan 2021
Posts: 474
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LOTSA good ones!!
Thanks for posting!!!
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