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11-23-2009, 10:23 PM
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Rivet Master 
1965 22' Safari
Three Rivers
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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red neck hillbilly
hillbilly over alls
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 "Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain." 
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11-24-2009, 12:44 AM
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#582
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Vintage Alum. Enthusiast
1959 24' Tradewind
Phoenix
, Arizona
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: I currently do not own a 2nd Airstream
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Well, not quite over all. 
Brad
FF
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4CU 2699 / AIR 10 / TAC AZ-1
I'm haunted by aluminum.
Charter Member of the 4 Corners Unit.
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11-24-2009, 01:41 PM
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#583
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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I know a guy who gave his secretary a new mink coat for her birthday. He hopes it keeps her warm — and REALLY hopes it keeps her quiet!
[Thanks, Duke]
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These aren't the droids you're looking for.
You can go about your business.
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11-25-2009, 05:04 PM
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Rivet Master
1965 22' Safari
Three Rivers
, California
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 642
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well, the above picture did not come through, and I tried to delete it, but it did not work.
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"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain."
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11-25-2009, 05:09 PM
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Rivet Master
1965 22' Safari
Three Rivers
, California
Join Date: Oct 2006
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Quote:
Originally Posted by flyfshr
Well, not quite over all.
Brad
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Maybe you have to be a hillbilly to understand the "over all"...........
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"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain."
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11-25-2009, 08:39 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Is Wis-dom the same as Pi^^-Stupid?
"Lukey over there is wizz-dumb!"
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Move along.
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11-26-2009, 11:54 AM
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Rivet Master
1965 22' Safari
Three Rivers
, California
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 642
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me....
Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain."
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11-27-2009, 12:15 PM
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#588
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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These aren't the droids you're looking for.
You can go about your business.
Move along.
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11-28-2009, 05:50 PM
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Rivet Master
1965 22' Safari
Three Rivers
, California
Join Date: Oct 2006
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A little knownfact...
The first testicular guard (Cup) was used in baseball in 1874. The first helmet was used in 1934.
It took 60 years for men to realize that the brain is also important.
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"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain."
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12-01-2009, 01:22 PM
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#590
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"Cloudsplitter"
2003 25' Classic
Houstatlantavegas
, Malebolgia
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Do you think I can win this years Christmas decoration contest?
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I’m done with ‘adulting’…Let’s go find Bigfoot.
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12-02-2009, 09:45 AM
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Rivet Master
1965 22' Safari
Three Rivers
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 642
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Two elderly residents, one male and one female, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening.
The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, and for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up.
"So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old man.
"Get serious you old s***", she replies. "I want it four times in the rocking chair!"
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"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain."
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12-02-2009, 04:13 PM
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#592
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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You can go about your business.
Move along.
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12-02-2009, 08:16 PM
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#593
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Rivet Master
1965 22' Safari
Three Rivers
, California
Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 642
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streaking
no windows streak
New use for Windex
I haven't checked to see if this actually works or not . . .
But they say,
If you ever get the sudden urge to run around naked,
you should sniff some Windex first.
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It'll keep you from streaking.
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"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain."
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12-02-2009, 08:33 PM
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Rivet Master
1997 34' Limited
Young Harris
, Georgia
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 981
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Don't you mean:
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Phil and/or Sue w/ Cheryl & Annie and Stuart
(Buffett RIP 9/15/08, Gus RIP 12/22/15)(Roger RIP 12/30/20, Penny RIP 6/14/21)
1997 34' Excella WBCCI 5936
'09 Dodge Cummins Ram 3500 Crew 4x4 auto
AIR 1753
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12-03-2009, 04:43 AM
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#595
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Phil and/or Sue
Don't you mean:
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Good on ya, mate! 
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12-03-2009, 12:28 PM
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#596
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Rivet Master
1997 34' Limited
Young Harris
, Georgia
Join Date: Feb 2003
Posts: 981
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Signage Corrected...
I took the liberty of correcting the sign language...
All in fun...
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Phil and/or Sue w/ Cheryl & Annie and Stuart
(Buffett RIP 9/15/08, Gus RIP 12/22/15)(Roger RIP 12/30/20, Penny RIP 6/14/21)
1997 34' Excella WBCCI 5936
'09 Dodge Cummins Ram 3500 Crew 4x4 auto
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12-03-2009, 03:30 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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A man boarded a plane with six kids.
After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours ? "
He replied, " No. I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints going back to the factory."
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"Here's your sign!"
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12-03-2009, 08:33 PM
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#598
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Rivet Master
1965 22' Safari
Three Rivers
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Join Date: Oct 2006
Posts: 642
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christmas pictures
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"Life isn't about how to survive the storm,
but how to dance in the rain."
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12-04-2009, 04:18 AM
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"Cloudsplitter"
2003 25' Classic
Houstatlantavegas
, Malebolgia
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Attention....secret service.
I had a nightmare last night.
I was at the President's State Dinner with no place to sit....
 Think about it....
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I’m done with ‘adulting’…Let’s go find Bigfoot.
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12-04-2009, 05:32 AM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Two old gals were found sitting in a parked car at 2:00am in a used auto dealer's lot.
The cop approached the car and asked if they were trying to steal the car.
The lady behind the wheel assured him that they had in fact purchased the car the previous day.
"Then WHY in the world are you still parked here?" was asked.
"We were told anyone doing business here would get a good sc***ing, so we're waiting!"
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