Reply
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread Display Modes
 
Old 09-06-2008, 07:43 AM   #337
CLOUDSPLITTER "Tahawas"
 
ROBERT CROSS's Avatar

 
2003 25' Classic
Zanadude Nebula , WNY
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 11,153
Images: 1
> The Handywoman
>
> A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money decided to hire herself out as
> a handywoman and started canvassing the neighbourhoods.
>
> She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he
> had any odd jobs for her to do.
>
> 'Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint my porch,' he said. 'How much
> will you charge me?'
>
> The blonde quickly responded, 'How about $50?'
>
> The man agreed and told her that the paint and everything she would need
> was in the garage.
>
> The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her husband, 'Does she
> realize that our porch goes all the way around the house?'
>
> He responded, 'That's a bit cynical, isn't it?'
>
> The wife replied, 'You're right. I guess I'm starting to believe all those
> dumb blonde jokes .'
>
> A short time later, the blonde handywoman came to the door to collect her
> money. 'You finished already?' the husband asked.
>
> 'Yes,' the blonde replied, 'and I had paint leftover, so I gave it two
> coats - no extra charge.'
>
> Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50 and handed it to
> her.................
>
>
>
>
>
> 'And by the way,' the blonde added ...
> 'it's not a Porch -- it's an Audi.'
__________________

__________________
PFC.....

“After all these years the reason I continue to love Thanksgiving.....I still sit at the kids table.”
RLC

Sandra wanted to go to Cleveland on vacation,
but I’m the Husband, so we went to Cleveland.
RLC
ROBERT CROSS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-14-2008, 10:13 AM   #338
Rivet Master
 
N2XBW's Avatar
 
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida, , USA, PLANET EARTH, MILKY WAY, LOCAL GROUP, SPIRALING SLOWLY THROUGH THE UNIVERSE
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 10,257
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blond jokes.

Suddenly, a blond woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: 'I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being?
It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination gainst not only blonds, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!

The ventriloquist, feeling very embarrassed, begins to apologize, and the blond yells, 'You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little on your knee'.

__________________

__________________
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
You can go about your business.
Move along.
N2XBW is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-21-2008, 02:10 PM   #339
Rivet Master
 
N2XBW's Avatar
 
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida, , USA, PLANET EARTH, MILKY WAY, LOCAL GROUP, SPIRALING SLOWLY THROUGH THE UNIVERSE
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 10,257
Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide.

The first old guy says to the second guy, 'Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going.'

The second old guy says, 'That's OK, it's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate.'


The first old guy says, 'Well, maybe I can help you find her. What does she look like?'

The second old guy says,'Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does your wife look like?'

To which the first old guy says, 'Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours.'
__________________
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
You can go about your business.
Move along.
N2XBW is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-24-2008, 04:41 PM   #340
Rivet Master
 
64airstream's Avatar

 
1964 22' Safari
1968 26' Overlander
Beaver County , Pennsylvania
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 585
So these two old gentlemen that collided in the Wal-Mart become friends. One evening the four of them are visiting. While the wives are in the kitchen, one old gent mentions that he and his wife went to an excellent restaurant last night. The service was great, the food was spectacular and the prices were very reasonable. The second fellow asks, "what was the name of the restaurant?" The first gent thinks for a few minutes, then asks, "what's the name of the long red flower with thorns on the stem?" "A rose." comes the reply. The first fellow yells, "That's IT!" Then he yells toward the kitchen, "Hey Rose, what was the name of that restaurant we ate at last night?"

Roy
__________________
64airstream is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-24-2008, 07:23 PM   #341
Tom, the Uber Disney Fan
 
Minnie's Mate's Avatar
 
2006 30' Safari
Orlando , Florida
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,693
Images: 7
I'm still wandering around Wal-Mart looking for the 27 year old red head with blue eyes!
__________________
2006 30' Safari - "Changes in Latitudes"
2008 F-250 Lariat Power Stroke Diesel Crew Cab SWB
Family of Disney Fanatics
WBCCI# 4821
http://streaminacrossamerica.com/
Minnie's Mate is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-25-2008, 04:44 PM   #342
Rivet Master
 
N2XBW's Avatar
 
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida, , USA, PLANET EARTH, MILKY WAY, LOCAL GROUP, SPIRALING SLOWLY THROUGH THE UNIVERSE
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 10,257
Talking What women really want

I was talking to my nephew the other day. At 24 he's right in the middle of the dating scene.

"Uncle John", he asked, "What do women REALLY want?"

I didn't even have to pause to answer. "Security. What women really want is security."

"How do you know?" the lad asked.

"Well", I replied, "That's what they always shout when I try to pick one up at a bar!"

__________________
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
You can go about your business.
Move along.
N2XBW is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-25-2008, 08:39 PM   #343
Tom, the Uber Disney Fan
 
Minnie's Mate's Avatar
 
2006 30' Safari
Orlando , Florida
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,693
Images: 7
Quote:
Originally Posted by N2XBW View Post
"Uncle John", he asked, "What do women REALLY want?"

I always thought it was a negotiated settlement.
__________________
2006 30' Safari - "Changes in Latitudes"
2008 F-250 Lariat Power Stroke Diesel Crew Cab SWB
Family of Disney Fanatics
WBCCI# 4821
http://streaminacrossamerica.com/
Minnie's Mate is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 09-29-2008, 12:00 PM   #344
Tom, the Uber Disney Fan
 
Minnie's Mate's Avatar
 
2006 30' Safari
Orlando , Florida
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,693
Images: 7
Two elderly
gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree
when one turns to the other and says: 'Slim, I'm 83 years old now and
I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you
feel?'

Slim says, 'I feel just like a newborn baby.'

'Really!?
Like a newborn baby!?'

'Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just
wet my pants.'
__________________
2006 30' Safari - "Changes in Latitudes"
2008 F-250 Lariat Power Stroke Diesel Crew Cab SWB
Family of Disney Fanatics
WBCCI# 4821
http://streaminacrossamerica.com/
Minnie's Mate is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-03-2008, 03:44 PM   #345
Rivet Master
 
N2XBW's Avatar
 
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida, , USA, PLANET EARTH, MILKY WAY, LOCAL GROUP, SPIRALING SLOWLY THROUGH THE UNIVERSE
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 10,257
Fishing story

A man was fishing offshore in beautiful conditions.

His first drop began with a 65 lb Kingfish and the second produced a 20 lb
snapper.

On the third drop he had just scored his first ever Yellowfin tuna when
his cell phone rang.

It was a doctor notifying him that his wife had just been in a terrible
accident and was in critical condition in the intensive care unit.

The man told the doctor to inform his wife where he was and that the he'd be there as soon as possible.

As he hung up he realized he was leaving what was shaping up to be his
best ever fishing trip. He decided to get in a couple of more drifts before
heading to the hospital. He ended up catching several personal bests, and
all in all, had his best days fishing by far.

He was jubilant.... Then he remembered his wife. Feeling guilty he dashed
to the hospital.

He saw the doctor in the corridor and asked about his wife's condition.

The doctor glared at him and shouted, 'You went ahead and kept fishing
didn't you! I hope you're proud of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying yourself on the ocean, your wife has been languishing in the ICU! It's just as well you went ahead and finished the fishing because it will be more than likely your last!'

For the rest of her life she will require 'round the clock care. And you'll be her care giver!'

The man was feeling so guilty he broke down and sobbed.

The doctor snickered and said, 'Aw, I'm just messing with you. She's dead.
What'd you catch?'
__________________
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
You can go about your business.
Move along.
N2XBW is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-08-2008, 12:55 PM   #346
CLOUDSPLITTER "Tahawas"
 
ROBERT CROSS's Avatar

 
2003 25' Classic
Zanadude Nebula , WNY
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 11,153
Images: 1




A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The
President.
Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
Government.
We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you
the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the
Working Class.
And your baby brother, we will call him the
Future.
Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the l ittle boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies,
'The President is screwing the WorkingClass while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ....
__________________
PFC.....

“After all these years the reason I continue to love Thanksgiving.....I still sit at the kids table.”
RLC

Sandra wanted to go to Cleveland on vacation,
but I’m the Husband, so we went to Cleveland.
RLC
ROBERT CROSS is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-08-2008, 07:42 PM   #347
Tom, the Uber Disney Fan
 
Minnie's Mate's Avatar
 
2006 30' Safari
Orlando , Florida
Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 4,693
Images: 7
Quote:
Originally Posted by ROBERT CROSS View Post

'The President is screwing the WorkingClass while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep ....
Sounds like he has it about figured out to me.
__________________
2006 30' Safari - "Changes in Latitudes"
2008 F-250 Lariat Power Stroke Diesel Crew Cab SWB
Family of Disney Fanatics
WBCCI# 4821
http://streaminacrossamerica.com/
Minnie's Mate is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-10-2008, 12:32 PM   #348
Rivet Master
 
N2XBW's Avatar
 
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida, , USA, PLANET EARTH, MILKY WAY, LOCAL GROUP, SPIRALING SLOWLY THROUGH THE UNIVERSE
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 10,257
One of "OUR OWN" Running For President!

New Presidential Candidate... It's someone we know!

Hi,
There's an effort to elect an AIRSTREAMER as President... and it's someone we know! Watch this online video about the surprising new nominee:

http://www.tsgnet.com/pres.php?id=46832&altf=Xbmmz&altl=Czbn

Or CLICK HERE
__________________
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
You can go about your business.
Move along.
N2XBW is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-17-2008, 03:26 PM   #349
Rivet Master
 
N2XBW's Avatar
 
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida, , USA, PLANET EARTH, MILKY WAY, LOCAL GROUP, SPIRALING SLOWLY THROUGH THE UNIVERSE
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 10,257
Missing husband

MISSING HUSBAND
Ray was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.

She told him 'Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds, AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!'

The next morning Ray got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Ray has been missing since last Friday.
__________________
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
You can go about your business.
Move along.
N2XBW is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 10-18-2008, 01:49 PM   #350
CLOUDSPLITTER "Tahawas"
 
ROBERT CROSS's Avatar

 
2003 25' Classic
Zanadude Nebula , WNY
Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 11,153
Images: 1



> A cabbie picks up a Nun.
>
>
>
> She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome
> cab driver won't stop staring at her.
>
>
>
> She asks him why he is staring.
>
>
>
> He replies: 'I have a question to ask you but I
> don't want to offend you.'
>
>
>
> She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When
> you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I
> have, you get a chance to see and hear just about
> everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could
> say or ask that I would find offensive.'
>
>
>
>
>
> 'Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss
> me.'
>
>
>
> She responds, 'Well, let's see what we can do about
> that:
>
>
>
> #1, you have to be single and
> #2, you must be Catholic.'
>
>
>
> The cab driver is very excited and says,
> 'Yes, I'm single and Catholic!'
>
>
>
>
>
> 'OK' the nun says. 'Pull into the next
> alley.'
>
>
>
> The nun fulfills his fantasy, with a kiss that would make a
> hooker blush.
>
>
> But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts
> crying.
> 'My dear child,' says the nun, 'why are you
> crying?'
>
>
>
> 'Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must
> confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish.'
>
>
>
> The nun says, 'That's OK.
> My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween
> party.'
>
>
>
>
>
>
> "In the end we shall have had enough of cynicism,
> skepticism and humbug,
> and we shall live more musically."
> Vincent Van Gogh
>
>
>
__________________

__________________
PFC.....

“After all these years the reason I continue to love Thanksgiving.....I still sit at the kids table.”
RLC

Sandra wanted to go to Cleveland on vacation,
but I’m the Husband, so we went to Cleveland.
RLC
ROBERT CROSS is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools Search this Thread
Search this Thread:

Advanced Search
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are Off
Pingbacks are Off
Refbacks are Off


Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Tracing a Wally Byam Club Member Number Simplyspent Airstream History 40 03-01-2017 10:45 AM
orange barrel club ALANSD Airstream Motorhome Forums 13 10-08-2009 11:06 AM
Motorhome club name ViewRVs Airstream Motorhome Forums 9 06-09-2009 08:18 PM
New trailer, old club rally Pahaska Other Rallies & Events 7 07-24-2002 02:26 PM


Virginia Campgrounds

Reviews provided by




Copyright 2002- Social Knowledge, LLC All Rights Reserved.

All times are GMT -6. The time now is 10:11 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8 Beta 1
Copyright ©2000 - 2017, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.

Airstream is a registered trademark of Airstream Inc. All rights reserved. Airstream trademark used under license to Social Knowledge LLC.