Compose and post a LIMERICK about AIRSTREAMS,Travel, Camping, This Forum, or any other area you might guess interesting to folks on the forum.
Please keep it mostly clean, and stay within the limerick rhythm and rhyme pattern.
Here's one for a starter:
A friendly young fellow named Chuck Pulled an Airstream around with his truck He partied his pals And romanced the gals And with rent he never got stuck
Those are some good ones, John. Here's one of mine.
An old sailer was bound to the shore
His nautical days were before
He found a Landyacht and traveled
And as the miles unraveled
He was lost in the voyage once more
there once was a thread with air limericks...
it grew to 4 threads on the same subjinks...
the posters it seems,
never searched for the reams,
of others with like-minded air hijinks
There once was a man name of Aage
Whose favourite food was a Hoagie
When out of the woods
Jumped a couple of hoods
Who robbed him while smoking a stogie.
A fellow whose morals were spotty
Invited a young miss named Dotty
For sit on his gaucho
Which she called the couch-o...
This last verse you'd expect to be naughty
There was an Airstream from Madras
Whose axles were made of pure brass.
In stormy weather
They would clash together
And sparks would fly out if its... ask me later...
A pompous old gal on the forum
Insisted on rules and decorum
'Till one night at a rally
She had a quick dally
Now she drinks with the boys, and shouts "pour 'em!"
We recently found an old Stream'
Whose likeness had come in a dream
We polished and cleaned
Finding ways to make it gleam
Then camped on the Rio San Joaquin.
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Let us not be too particular;
it is better to have old secondhand Airstreams than none at all.
Mark Twain, updated
Seduced by the shine and the shape
Of an Airstream he saw at the cape
He bought one so swank
That it emptied his bank
While his wallet lay there and cried "rape!"
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Spend it wisely! 
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