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11-15-2009, 01:35 PM
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Rivet Master 
1976 31' Sovereign
ozark
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Things that make you say hummmmm
Name some THINGS THAT MAKE YOU SAY HUMMMMMMmmmmm
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11-15-2009, 02:19 PM
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BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Things that make you say hummmmm...
"Green" flourescent light bulbs that contain toxic mercury.
Hmmmmmmm...
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11-15-2009, 05:43 PM
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2007 23' International CCD
Lapeer
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What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
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11-17-2009, 06:09 AM
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Things that make you say hummmmm...
In NY State, it's harder to get an 'Enhanced Driver's License' than a US Passport.
I went to the DMV with my regular license and valid US Passport and they told me I needed 'more proof'! How F'd-up is that?
Hmmmmmmm...
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11-18-2009, 08:40 AM
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12-03-2009, 03:51 PM
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BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Hmmmmmmmmmm...
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18 My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Budwiser (or bad wine for some!) than Kay
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01-12-2010, 01:50 AM
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1986 Argosy
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#2 - I HATE THAT!#6 - It teaches you how to swear properly#18 - You hear "Thump thump"
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01-12-2010, 12:35 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Catman6
Cursive - "It teaches you how to swear properly"
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Now that's really funny! 
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01-13-2010, 02:40 PM
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Elkhart
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I just got this one in an E-mail and thought I should share it.
One night at Cheers, Cliff Clavin explained the" Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm :
"Well, ya see, Norm , it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! ; In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowestbrain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
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01-13-2010, 04:09 PM
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1957 26' Overlander
Currently Looking...
Saint Augustine
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These are fantastic.
Quote:
Originally Posted by N2XBW
Hmmmmmmmmmm...
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.
18 My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Budwiser (or bad wine for some!) than Kay
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'57 Overlander thread:"the end of the rainbow is silver" 
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01-13-2010, 05:10 PM
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Hmmmmmmmmmm.....
I'm at the age where I want two women. So when I fall asleep they will have someone to talk to!! 
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05-25-2012, 10:26 AM
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
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05-25-2012, 10:45 AM
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Figment of My Imagination
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Prunes are dried plums. Raisins are dried grapes.
So, why do stores have prune juice, but not raisin juice?
Or, conversely, why do stores have grape juice, but not plum juice?
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I thought getting old would take longer!
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05-25-2012, 10:48 AM
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I'm still lookin' for the spark plugs in my V-8 juice!
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