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bill benton · 01-20-2007, 08:50 AM

Thats wrong. We have a silver tabby, and a old grey dog.

The person below me holds it in all day and uses the great outdoors at night so they won't get their black tank dirty.

mistral blue · 01-20-2007, 09:00 AM

Unfortunately, the three people above me keep sneaking into my AS and purposely thwart my plans of having a NOS black tank.

The person below me cleans my black tank in exchange for rivets.

TinShack · 01-20-2007, 04:05 PM

OK...Ok...Ya got me. I'm a few rivets short of a sealed Airstream, but...

The person below me turns all his Coors Light empties into little Airstreams.

mistral blue · 01-20-2007, 05:56 PM

Gotcha! They're really just rebadged Buds painted silver. Dicky said I could do it and charge a little extra for them too!

The person below me babysits Airstreams for a living.

LuminumTraila · 01-20-2007, 06:05 PM

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Originally Posted by mistral blue

The person below me babysits Airstreams for a living.

But only real Airstreams, not "SOB Airstream editions".

The person below me thinks International CCD is the name of a European rap group.

mistral blue · 01-20-2007, 07:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dougjamie

But only real Airstreams, not "SOB Airstream editions".

The person below me thinks International CCD is the name of a European rap group.

It really is! They were a group formed in the early 90s by a little known musical visionary named Jamie Bauxite. She originally formed the band with the idea of taking heavy metal to a more refined level. Some disparaged her efforts though, calling it "light metal," but she thought of it differently: "heavy luminum."

Check out luminumtraila for some of her pictures and prose.

Luminosity sold well in Germany, France and England, and at one concert in Turkey, the local gendarmes purposely cut the power, triggering a two day riot in Istanbul.

But for some reason International CCD never caught on in the States. Jamie, no spring chicken anymore, lost her way and was eventually seduced by that corporate monolith, Thor, who prostituted her and eventually dumped her when Mandy Damon came on the scene with a new kind of rap.

Jamie gave rap a try but was so disillusioned, depressed and tired that she eventually ceased to be relevant at all. Some good friends of Bauxite's, Christopher Deam and Dave Winnick, made valiant attempts at reviving her but she was too far gone. Jamie Bauxite disappeared in Perry, GA, July 2007.

The person below me loves their Airstream so much that they actually wrote a letter to their Regional President and International President.

LuminumTraila · 01-21-2007, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by mistral blue

But for some reason International CCD never caught on in the States. Jamie, no spring chicken anymore..

Jamie gave rap a try but was so disillusioned, depressed and tired that she eventually ceased to be relevant at all.

The person below me loves their Airstream so much that they actually wrote a letter to their Regional President and International President.

'bout time the states caught up with me. My ol' pal, and prez of my fan club is comin' through for me again. But, hey, what's this talkin' 'bout "no spring chicken" and "ceased to be relevant". I know a guy, know's a guy, know's a guy who's fixin' me up with a big bad tour, startin' with the biggest baddest mother of all rallies in Perry, GA this summer. But that wasn't a letter to Region prez I was writin; it was some new lyrics for my up and comin' tour. Check it out:

My Bambi, believe me, I like it shiny
I'm the woman with the pod that can rock the rally
Ridin' down the road gettin’ breakneck stare
I blow ‘em all away with my campground flair
Callin’ me Twinkie won’t hurt my pride
But no white box is gonna hitch to my ride
Don't mean to offend the S.O.B.
It’s just the rivets, the silver, the luminosity
Wally’s club is the law, my ‘luminum is raw
I only sport silver, and I'm out to awe
My name is CCD, I devastate the show
If you see me comin’, watch out for my tow

The person below me thinks that Airstream Safari LS SE is a rare West African disease caused by sitting near aluminum in the desert sun.

Sugarfoot · 01-21-2007, 01:23 PM

Oh, it ISN"T? OK, I must have it confused with the rare Safari TSE TSE Alumini, the little fly with the polished silver wings.

The person below me thinks the best way to wash their Airstream is to douse it with Dawn and tow at 75 mph in a thunderstorm.

mistral blue · 01-21-2007, 05:37 PM

I just love all the bubbles!!! They look so pretty! Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles!

Shhhh. Did you hear that? Somebody's whispering.
There it is again! Do you hear it? OMG, it's not whispering ... it, it's the person below me softly singing a lullaby to their AS!

(bubbles ...)

BamCamper · 01-22-2007, 10:06 PM

She behaves better when I speak to her.

But...

The person below me thinks their Airstream talks back to them.

mistral blue · 01-22-2007, 10:21 PM

She does and she doesn't like the person above her for ignoring her.

She has a lot to say. Everyone else can understand her! She wants to know why BamCamper can't be nice to her. "Why can't you be nice to me?" she just said. Did you hear it that time BamCamper? Probably not. Take the rivets out of your ears BamCamper.

The person below me writes love letters to their Airstream.

BamCamper · 01-22-2007, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by mistral blue

Did you hear it that time BamCamper? Probably not. Take the rivets out of your ears BamCamper.

*shakes head and rivets rattle*

Babeebloos · 01-23-2007, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by BamCamper

*shakes head and rivets rattle*

OK Sista...now I know what that noise was next to me that nite we spent together at Palm Springs Wal-Mart! (Gotcha!

)

and the person below me doesn't know a thing about what REALLY happened or how loud our VISA's squeeled at the checkout!

mistral blue · 01-23-2007, 07:00 AM

I can only imagine some ball grease was involved.
The person below me has never unhitched in daylight.

BamCamper · 01-23-2007, 07:42 AM

...or night light. My trailer has remained hitched for 23 years.

The person below me (and perhaps the person above?) uses ball grease for personal reasons.

bhappy · 01-23-2007, 07:47 AM

Hey, that's nobody elses business!

The person below me put spinner wheels on their Airstream. They thought that is what updated meant!

Sugarfoot · 01-23-2007, 08:03 AM

Yeah, pimp my ride!

The person below me thinks "baby moons" are what you see when you change the little one's diapers.

BamCamper · 01-23-2007, 08:10 AM

They're not?

The person below me uses training wheels on their Airstream.

bhappy · 01-23-2007, 08:45 AM

They are cheaper than sway bars!

The person below me has a sagging rear end!

Roscinante · 01-23-2007, 08:50 AM

You ARE talking about my trailer, right. Right?!!!

Anyway, the person below me said they camped out at the last International Rally waiting three days in line for what they thought was the feature movie..."THE WBCCI CONSTITUTION."