That's true and I don't need any travel directions either since I always know where I am not like the person below that got lost in their own driveway.
That was the day aluminitus had me going around and around in circles. Fortunately, the person below me is developing a cure for aluminitus!
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"We find that after years of struggle that we do not take a trip; a trip takes us. . . Only when this is recognized can the blown-in-the-glass bum relax and go along with it." ~John Steinbeck, Travels with Charley, in Search of America
So far the only thing I have been able to come up with is more aluminummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
The person below me has never cooked in their oven.
That's true, but my personal chef says it's a Magic Chef and it works OK.
The person below uses their Centrimatics as serving trays for microwave pizza.
Quite stylish, too, I'd say
You didn't hear it from me, but I hear the person below me keeps asking Airstream Life to do a photo spread of their Airstream including a glossy, 3 page fold out in the centerfold.
The person below me doesn't cook in their Airstream so it won't get dirty.
That's simply not true. I can show you the tomatoe sauce stains on the walls...
The person below me dented his Airstream with a champagne bottle at its christening party.
The person below me went snipe hunting last time camping - and was sure he saw one.
Not true, although I took somebody snipe hunting, they were missing for 3 days, and haven't spoken to me since.
The person below me makes his own Airstream Christmas cards to save money for Nuvite.
Not exactly true. Making your own cards can be even more expensive.
The person below me named their Airstream as the prime beneficiary of their Last Will.
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