Sex in an Airstream

[Nuvite-F]

Originally Posted by Fly at Night

I thought this thread would die out after the mods moved it.

Well, actually, it's probably in its best category now.

And thanks for starting this thread! So much more lighthearted than all the arguments over tow vehicles, hitches, WBCCI, guns, bears, etc., etc.
.

[zlee]

Originally Posted by 3campers

But how many can claim to have read all 48 pages? I'll start, me! Awesome!

Me too. In fact, I've used some of the jokes.

[r carl]

Originally Posted by Fly at Night

I thought this thread would die out after the mods moved it.

I was wrong.

Hmmm,, moved into the fun and games thread, that should spice up the content here.

[zlee]

Originally Posted by r carl

Hmmm,, moved into the fun and games thread, that should spice up the content here.

Omg. More than it is already?

[Fly at Night]

Where next? Cooking?

Kinky Friedman -Get your Bisquits in the Oven and your Buns in the Bed(Sold Americans 1973 - YouTube

[Fly at Night]

Originally Posted by Nuvite-F

Well, actually, it's probably in its best category now.

And thanks for starting this thread! So much more lighthearted than all the arguments over tow vehicles, hitches, WBCCI, guns, bears, etc., etc.
.

Nuvite, you're very welcome!

Make 'Em Laugh - Singin' in the Rain (2/8) Movie CLIP (1952) HD - YouTube

[r carl]

Originally Posted by zlee

Oh thanks, now I've got Spinal Tap stuck in my head...

How about getting your organs rearranged?

[ROBERT CROSS]

Originally Posted by ROBERT CROSS

The longer length's just can't get into some of the really pretty spots.

Bob

Originally Posted by CrawfordGene

Average length is very popular.

Gene

Originally Posted by worldinchaos

You know, in the "Most popular trailer size" thread, the men were arguing about how big they should be, while the women were insisting that smaller is better. Quite contrary to what I've heard before about length....

It's okay, it does seem that the tiniest old ones attract the most attention here.

Originally Posted by Keyair

I do know that when my Girlfriend helps me guide my rig into a tight spot, I prefer to hear...
"Stop right there, you are at the end!"
Than...
"Keep going, Honey....Keep going.... Oh, is that all the way in?"

And, by the way... calling something "Cute" is not cool in this case...

Originally Posted by worldinchaos

The longer ones also seem to bottom-out more frequently. I try to avoid that best I can because the noise that occurs is annoying and high pitched.

Originally Posted by 3campers

I've got a 31

Originally Posted by Keyair

But is it a "Wide-body"?

Originally Posted by worldinchaos

Either way, I bet he makes his riders really scream when he has got the full 31' porpoising.

Originally Posted by Air-Texas

I got a 34 with a slide, now that is a real wide-body.... just saying......

Originally Posted by Fly at Night

I thought this thread would die out after the mods moved it.

I was wrong.

Men always know where the sex is.

conundrum...

After all Snow White had her Seven Dwarf's....Two's company, three's a crowd?

Bob

[Gene]

Originally Posted by ROBERT CROSS

Two's company, three's a crowd?

Bob

Not in the '70's.

Gene

[worldinchaos]

Originally Posted by CrawfordGene

Not in the '70's.

Gene

Back then, two was company, three was a Thursday.

[ROBERT CROSS]

Originally Posted by worldinchaos

Back then, two was company, three was a Thursday.

A Three Dog Night?

Bob

[EricktheSOB]

ya.. but those twin beds are a pain to play in. I guess thats why the gaucho was installed? lol

[worldinchaos]

Originally Posted by EricktheSOB

ya.. but those twin beds are a pain to play in. I guess thats why the gaucho was installed? lol

I try to stay away from Gauchos. I've always been told that "pulling out" is unreliable, and potentially unsafe.

[r carl]

Originally Posted by EricktheSOB

ya.. but those twin beds are a pain to play in. I guess thats why the gaucho was installed? lol

With a triple decker you have a choice of up one or down one.

[EricktheSOB]

The again, maybe it was supposed to be pronounced "Gotcha!' instead of gaucho... And a vintage unit with green shag, harvest gold, and disco on the 8 track, and a queen or double, you have the Silver Twinkie of Love! Upon reflection, I'm guessing that the twin beds were for the old folks who were not supposed to be having horizontal refreshment and lived like some 1950s tv show, and spent their time going to rallies with 3 amp power, and gopher holes, dressing in matching clothes, and dancing the hokey pokey. They arent good for much else besides sleeping. lol. My avion brochure from 1968 shows young people dressed in suits and nice clothes having a cocktail inside, hunters in pickups searching for game, families picnicking, and beachgoers. The 1967 brochure shows an elderly white couple going to tourist traps and dude ranches and of course the factory to pick up their new rv with the family sedan towing it. Who would have thought the demographic of the 50s and 60s would change to one with folks from all age grouops having access to internet porn, viagra, and have devoted 49 pages on sex in the stream... I bet the blue hairs of 1967 got frisky after a wild night of hokey pokey too... umm that didnt sound right. But i remember a tv show with one very old man telling a young sex crazed character who couldnt believe that the old man had an affair "what, you think you invented it?"

[Gene]

Maybe more pokey than hokey.

Gene

[Keyair]

Originally Posted by ROBERT CROSS

conundrum...

After all Snow White had her Seven Dwarf's....Two's company, three's a crowd?

Bob

I thought Snow White prefered 7up?

[ROBERT CROSS]

Originally Posted by CrawfordGene

Maybe more pokey than hokey.

Gene

I forgot....do 'ya pokey AFTER 'ya shake it all about or before?

Originally Posted by Keyair

I thought Snow White prefered 7up?

I thought it was 7 little Squirts.

Bob

[Gene]

Originally Posted by ROBERT CROSS

I forgot....do 'ya pokey AFTER 'ya shake it all about or before?

Before and especially during.

Gene

[EricktheSOB]

but if you shake it all about by yourself... well u know....
I guess that puts a whole new meaning on "greasing the hitch"