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Rivet Master 
2010 27' FB Flying Cloud
Fraser Valley
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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Originally Posted by Nuvite-F
Lends a whole new meaning to the expression "phone sex". 
I suppose you put the phone in "vibrate" mode???? 
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Phone sex. ha! ha! That reminds me of my first and only episode (which was a total surprise as I hardly knew this person and certainly wasn't expecting it).
Before dropping the phone on my foot, the conversation went something like this:
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring
ME: " Hello.
HIM: Hello babe, how are you?
ME: Fine thanks. And you?
HIM: I could improve that 'fine' by.....
ME: Pardon me?
HIM:...slowly taking my (censored) and gently putting it in your (censored) and then...
ME: BUT...
HIM: I will then take your (censored) and put that (censored) and...
ME: HEY....
HIM:... again slowly...
ME: WHOA!
HIM: Go more quickly?
ME: I SAID WHOA - NOT GO!
HIM:..and quickly...
ME: WILL YOU...
HIM: Will I what? Do it again?
ME: NOOOOOO!
HIM: I slowly take my (censored) and gently...
ME: I REALLY....
HIM:... put it in...
ME: MUST...
HIM:... your (censored)...
ME: LEAVE NOW. GOOD-BYE!"
Gee, I sure enjoyed that. (TIC)
As they say, communication is everything.
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01-08-2012, 04:26 PM
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2 Rivet Member 
2012 22' FB Sport
Arkadelphia
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Join Date: Aug 2011
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This is too funny!
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01-08-2012, 05:42 PM
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Master of Universe
2008 25' Safari FB SE
Grand Junction
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Join Date: Sep 2007
Posts: 12,711
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Fly, how often do you listen to the tape?
Gene
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01-08-2012, 06:40 PM
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Site Team
1974 31' Sovereign
Ottawa
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Join Date: May 2008
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01-08-2012, 07:08 PM
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Rivet Master
2010 27' FB Flying Cloud
Fraser Valley
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Posts: 2,966
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CrawfordGene
Fly, how often do you listen to the tape?
Gene
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You like the sound of that, huh?
I could always download it and open another thread with the link.
Let's see how many views that one gets.
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01-08-2012, 07:31 PM
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Rivet Master
2008 19' Safari SE
Denver
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 950
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Oh lordy.
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"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." - Catherine Aird
Blog: 300 Miles or 3:00
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01-08-2012, 09:06 PM
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Rivet Master
Currently Looking...
1989 34.5' Airstream 345
Cleveland
, Tennessee
Join Date: Jul 2007
Posts: 787
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Some Stops
Here's a few places an AS can take you.
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"Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." Mark Twain
AIR 22749 WBCCI 2349 NOVA TAC TN-6
1989 345 LE Classic Motorhome
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01-08-2012, 09:12 PM
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2006 19' International CCD
Olathe
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Join Date: Oct 2009
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Originally Posted by 3 Dog Nite
Here's a few places my AS has taken me.
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Have you been here?
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01-09-2012, 08:25 AM
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Rivet Master
2002 19' Bambi
Northwestern Ontario
, - on the backside of the map and just above the big green spot
Join Date: Nov 2003
Posts: 819
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Oh, oh - I think this is getting naughty ......
Dildo, Newfoundland and Labrador - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
.... maybe a good spot for a new Airstream Camground????
Jay
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Bambi - 2002 (The Toaster)
Pathfinder - 2009 (The Buggy)
"I'm not young enough to know everything ....."
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01-09-2012, 10:47 AM
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Rivet Master
1959 17' Pacer
Long Beach
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Posts: 920
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Originally Posted by Fly at Night
Phone sex. ha! ha! That reminds me of my first and only episode (which was a total surprise as I hardly knew this person and certainly wasn't expecting it).
Before dropping the phone on my foot, the conversation went something like this:
Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrring
ME: "Hello.
HIM: Hello babe, how are you?
ME: Fine thanks. And you?
HIM: I could improve that 'fine' by.....
ME: Pardon me?
HIM:...slowly taking my (censored) and gently putting it in your (censored) and then...
ME: BUT...
HIM: I will then take your (censored) and put that (censored) and...
ME: HEY....
HIM:... again slowly...
ME: WHOA!
HIM: Go more quickly?
ME: I SAID WHOA - NOT GO!
HIM:..and quickly...
ME: WILL YOU...
HIM: Will I what? Do it again?
ME: NOOOOOO!
HIM: I slowly take my (censored) and gently...
ME: I REALLY....
HIM:... put it in...
ME: MUST...
HIM:... your (censored)...
ME: LEAVE NOW. GOOD-BYE!"
Gee, I sure enjoyed that. (TIC)
As they say, communication is everything. |
I always wondered who that was that had the nerve to hang up on me...
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01-09-2012, 10:59 AM
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Retired.
Currently Looking...
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Nuvite-F
Lends a whole new meaning to the expression "phone sex".
I suppose you put the phone in "vibrate" mode????
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"...I'm in the Airstream. Call me!"...
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01-09-2012, 02:32 PM
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Rivet Master
2008 19' Safari SE
Denver
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 950
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"I've got curves in all the right places, with a low center of gravity and polished skin..."
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Blog: 300 Miles or 3:00
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01-09-2012, 03:41 PM
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Home of Vortex tuning
2013 27' FB Eddie Bauer
Spearfish
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Join Date: Dec 2009
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I'm looking to pick up a new "Eddie Bauer Extended" that comes with rear hatch access, , ,
and Al Fresco dining area,
Al Fresco sez,
"Eat out more often"
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01-09-2012, 04:19 PM
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Master of Universe
2008 25' Safari FB SE
Grand Junction
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Join Date: Sep 2007
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I heard on CNN this morning that older women get a lot more enjoyment out of sex than younger ones and 80 year olds get the most. It was pointed out that the sex didn't have to be with another person.
The woman anchor—looked about 40— was incredibly embarrassed by all this and maybe we should get her an Airstream.
Gene
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01-09-2012, 04:48 PM
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Rivet Master
2008 19' Safari SE
Denver
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Join Date: Nov 2011
Posts: 950
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maybe we should get her an Airstream.
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"If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning." - Catherine Aird
Blog: 300 Miles or 3:00
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01-09-2012, 05:52 PM
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2 Rivet Member
1988 35' Argosy 5th Wheel
Cumming
, Georgia
Join Date: Jul 2011
Posts: 69
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This is all just way too funny! I must admit, I read it from first to last.
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01-09-2012, 06:01 PM
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4 Rivet Member 
1986 32' Excella
vledder
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Join Date: Sep 2003
Posts: 411
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 3 Dog Nite
Here's a few places an AS can take you.
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What does that first sighn has to doe with XXX in a airstrwam.
I'm Dutch and my englisch is not to good, please explain
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01-09-2012, 06:07 PM
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"Cloudsplitter"
2003 25' Classic
Houstatlantavegas
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Posts: 20,000
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Quote:
Originally Posted by remcolent
What does that first sighn has to doe with XXX in a airstrwam.
I'm Dutch and my englisch is not to good, please explain
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Fly,
Could you please translate for our resident Dutchman. 
You started this after all.
Bob
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01-09-2012, 06:18 PM
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Rivet Master
2010 27' FB Flying Cloud
Fraser Valley
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Join Date: Jan 2011
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ROBERT CROSS
Fly,
Could you please translate for our resident Dutchman.
You started this after all.
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It is the Airstreamer's exit of choice into Canada.
Really nice beavers in Canada - Snotr
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01-09-2012, 06:53 PM
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Retired.
Currently Looking...
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Join Date: Jun 2003
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Quote:
Originally Posted by ROBERT CROSS
Fly,
Could you please translate for our resident Dutchman.
You started this after all.
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Fly at Night
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Actually, I took pity on you characters, and PMed Remco with an explanation.
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