Sex in an Airstream

[zlee]

Originally Posted by CrawfordGene

His first two have preexisting conditions, so their premiums will be very high.

Gene

Well, I know MINE are.

Politics AND sex. If someone can work in religion, we'll have ticked all the boxes...

[ROBERT CROSS]

Originally Posted by zlee

Well, I know MINE are.

Politics AND sex. If someone can work in religion, we'll have ticked all the boxes...

Well Mitt's mad at Newt, he thought he had the Devine authorization.

Bob

[overlander63]

Politics AND religion. There must be easier ways to get this thread closed...

[blickcd]

I've always felt that the rounded aluminum shape of an Airstream had the style of a rocket ship from an early sci-fi movie, lending itself to use in an erotic role play session.

Wearing my best imitation Han Solo outfit, I am the notorious intergalactic playboy and captain of the ship, looking for a female companion to take on my next mission.

My sweetie is the starstruck strumpet, dressed in something low cut and silver metalic, with matching go-go boots. She is looking for a big rocket to take her to space station 69.

We retire to the captain's quarters to negotiate the terms of her passage. While my ship is fast, I see no need to tell her. It's going to be a long ride.

My apologies if I posted this on the wrong website.
Christopher

[zlee]

Originally Posted by blickcd

My sweetie is the starstruck strumpet, dressed in something low cut and silver metalic, with matching go-go boots. She is looking for a big rocket to take her to space station 69.

I can't think why I now have "Electric Barbarella" stuck in my head.

[masseyfarm]

Sorry about the post for Batavia. I was not aware there was a Batavia in Ohio also.
Must have had one stuck in the chamber when that fact passed.
Dave

Originally Posted by blickcd

I've always felt that the rounded aluminum shape of an Airstream had the style of a rocket ship from an early sci-fi movie, lending itself to use in an erotic role play session.

Wearing my best imitation Han Solo outfit, I am the notorious intergalactic playboy and captain of the ship, looking for a female companion to take on my next mission.

My sweetie is the starstruck strumpet, dressed in something low cut and silver metalic, with matching go-go boots. She is looking for a big rocket to take her to space station 69.

We retire to the captain's quarters to negotiate the terms of her passage. While my ship is fast, I see no need to tell her. It's going to be a long ride.

My apologies if I posted this on the wrong website.
Christopher

[ROBERT CROSS]

Originally Posted by zlee

I can't think why I now have "Electric Barbarella" stuck in my head.

Oh my.....

[Getaways]

Originally Posted by flygrrl

.....On the other hand, I would like to point out that, once you have dealt with age-related rear end sag, ...

Just remember:
GRAVITY. Not just a good idea. It's the LAW!

[r carl]

Originally Posted by blickcd

My sweetie is the starstruck strumpet, dressed in something low cut and silver metalic, with matching go-go boots. She is looking for a big rocket to take her to space station 69.

We retire to the captain's quarters to negotiate the terms of her passage. While my ship is fast, I see no need to tell her. It's going to be a long ride.

When my sweetie detects a heat seeking moisture missle comming in range she takes cover.

[ROBERT CROSS]

Originally Posted by r carl

When my sweetie detects a heat seeking moisture missle comming in range she takes cover.

Your a lucky man!!

Bob

[Airbiscuit]

So if you have a 40 year old trailer, can you trade her in for two 20 year olds without fear of retaliation?

[r carl]

Originally Posted by Airbiscuit

So if you have a 40 year old trailer, can you trade her in for two 20 year olds without fear of retaliation?

Unless the 40yr old trailer has bent tongue and rusted coupler,,,,count on it.

[zlee]

Originally Posted by Airbiscuit

So if you have a 40 year old trailer, can you trade her in for two 20 year olds without fear of retaliation?

This skrt of thing always makes me think of Ado Annie's song in "Oklahoma":

"With you it's all er nuthin'.
All fer you and nuthin' fer me!
But if a wife is wise, she's gotta realize,
That men like you are wild and free.
So I ain't gonna fuss, ain't gonna frown,
Have your fun, go out on the town,
Stay up late and don't come home till three.
And go right off to sleep if you're sleepy...
...There's no use waitin' up fer me!"

[mefly2]

Sax ... isn't that music to her ears ???

[blickcd]

I can always go for some hot sax, but for the scenario I described earlier I'd prefer some scratchy guitar (baw-chicka-ba-baw) with some repetitive jazz piano chords in the background.

Christopher

[JazzDad]

So, instead of starting another thread “Sex on an Airstream”, I’ll just post my story here.

I’m on the roof, patching leaks when the wife climbs the ladder, winks and says, “What do you say?”

[Some time later] we are now in the house cleaning the still-wet caulk from ourselves. As this is a family oriented website, I won’t go into any detail on this process. Now I have the skylight to repair (where I put my foot through).

It was a good day, though, overall.

[Gene]

It isn't easy to top that.

Gene

[Kriilin]

Originally Posted by JazzDad

.... we are now in the house cleaning the still-wet caulk from ourselves....

Yes, this is a common occurence in these circumstances...

[worldinchaos]

Originally Posted by Kriilin

Yes, this is a common occurence in these circumstances...

We're you referring to the wet caulk as a euphemism or a homophone? Maybe both? :-)

[Gene]

Is a homophone a phone that you can only call the same brand phone on (forgive awkward preposition placement)? Eye prefer a heterophone, but Eye have know prejudice against homophones.

Gene