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Old 01-07-2012, 11:05 PM   #211

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A discussion while towing the Airstream.

Topic, distracted driving, texting.
DW and I both agreed it was very dangerous.
I stated..."because your brain can only do one thing at a time."
"well I multi-task at work all the time"
"but your brain is still only doing one thing at a time...very quickly"
"I don't believe it"
"well... give me an example then"
" you think you can feel happy and sad at the same time?
"what do you mean...mixed emotions?
"yes... exactly"
"absolutely not, it's impossible, your brain couldn't handle it"
"well I think it IS possible"
"ok give me an example"
"well.... out of all your buddies, you have the largest penis."

Sometimes you just can't win....


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Old 01-08-2012, 12:00 AM   #212
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Old 01-08-2012, 12:16 AM   #213
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I always heard: "If you can't be a good example, at least be sanitary."

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Old 01-08-2012, 12:18 AM   #214
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Originally Posted by ROBERT CROSS View Post
A discussion while towing the Airstream.

"well.... out of all your buddies, you have the largest penis."

Sometimes you just can't win....

That maybe the greatest comment of all -\\///[[[[
How the heck does she know about your buddiest ----thingy?????????????????\\

Love it - ps are you my friend? if not you and your lovely should be.
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Old 01-08-2012, 07:19 AM   #215
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Originally Posted by Airbiscuit View Post
A wide variety of literature or more pictures than words, if needed, may be found on your smart phone... there IS an app for that!
Lends a whole new meaning to the expression "phone sex".

I suppose you put the phone in "vibrate" mode????
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Old 01-08-2012, 09:35 AM   #216
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"2. Some Velcro is useful for keeping your favorite bottle of, um, massage oil from sliding around the bedroom while on the road."

Be sure to label this stuff "FILIFORM CORROSION PROTECTION" so that those dumb teenagers don't have a clue on whats going on.

"3. If you travel in many jurisdictions, nylon climbing webbing (available at REI) is less likely to raise the eyebrows of law enforcement, customs, etc., than handcuffs. If you're bad with knots they make buckles and stuff."

I carry my chains up front with some other little used items.

"6. Place Byam hooks in strategic locations throughout the trailer. They're good for all kinds of things."

I did not know for sure if this was a legitimate Airstream item or something I needed to know about. They are called elephant hooks and Wally may have been away ahead of us!

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"These uniquely designed hooks are commonly known in the trailer field as Byam Hooks simply because Wally had them all over his trailer inside and out. Install several in your bedroom so that you have a place to hang those clothes at night which you normally wouldn't put on a hanger. Utensils can be hung on them, stretch your clothes line -- there are literally dozens of uses for this sturdy aluminum Byam Hook. As simple as they are, they are difficult to find."
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Old 01-08-2012, 09:57 AM   #218
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Old 01-08-2012, 10:31 AM   #219
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This may lead up to a return to the "Bluebonnet" RV Park....where I was sent on a mercy mission to inspect an Airstream for a friend here on the Forums. Much to my delight it turned out to be a clothing optional park....and it was a very Sunny day. Not to say that necessarily leads to a thought of sex in the Airstream....but it sure helped.
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Dude, you've been sleeping in your AS in the driveway way too long... obviously too much time to count the rivets in the ceiling lol

never a mod around when you need one, lol
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Old 01-08-2012, 02:31 PM   #221
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Originally Posted by Nuvite-F View Post
Lends a whole new meaning to the expression "phone sex".

I suppose you put the phone in "vibrate" mode????
Phone sex. ha! ha! That reminds me of my first and only episode (which was a total surprise as I hardly knew this person and certainly wasn't expecting it).

Before dropping the phone on my foot, the conversation went something like this:


ME: "Hello.
HIM: Hello babe, how are you?
ME: Fine thanks. And you?
HIM: I could improve that 'fine' by.....
ME: Pardon me?
HIM:...slowly taking my (censored) and gently putting it in your (censored) and then...
ME: BUT...
HIM: I will then take your (censored) and put that (censored) and...
ME: HEY....
HIM:... again slowly...
HIM: Go more quickly?
HIM:..and quickly...
HIM: Will I what? Do it again?
HIM: I slowly take my (censored) and gently...
HIM:... put it in...
HIM:... your (censored)...

Gee, I sure enjoyed that. (TIC)

As they say, communication is everything.
easily distracted by shiny objects
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Old 01-08-2012, 04:26 PM   #222
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This is too funny!
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Old 01-08-2012, 05:42 PM   #223
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Fly, how often do you listen to the tape?

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