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Old 10-24-2015, 10:20 PM   #1
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What kind of eggs do chickens lay at Halloween?


Deviled Eggs!
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Old 10-24-2015, 10:21 PM   #2
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What would a pig be named which practiced karate?



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Old 10-25-2015, 12:37 AM   #3
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Which is faster, hot or cold?


Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Old 10-25-2015, 06:12 AM   #4
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What's the name of that guy who sits all day in the cubby of that wall in the museum?


Art.
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Q. Who is the Irishman that stays out under your awning day after day?

A. Paddy. Paddy O'Furniture!

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Old 10-25-2015, 06:22 AM   #6
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Or were you looking for this kind of riddle....?

What can travel the world without ever leaving the corner it's in?


A stamp.
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Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain?
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You're running a race and pass the person in second place. What position are you in now?
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Q. How can you tell the difference between CROCODILES and ALLIGATORS?

A. Alligators: you'll see later; crocodiles: after while.
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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? 😃
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African or European?
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At breakfast, What is difference between a chicken and a pig?
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European... No husks of coconuts to grab!
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