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10-24-2015, 09:20 PM
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Rivet Master 
1999 34' Excella
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Riddles...
What kind of eggs do chickens lay at Halloween?
Deviled Eggs!
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Channing
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10-24-2015, 09:21 PM
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Rivet Master
1999 34' Excella
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What would a pig be named which practiced karate?
Pork Chop!
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10-24-2015, 11:37 PM
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Rivet Master
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Mission
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Which is faster, hot or cold?
Hot, because you can catch cold.
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10-25-2015, 05:12 AM
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2012 27' Flying Cloud
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What's the name of that guy who sits all day in the cubby of that wall in the museum?
Art.
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10-25-2015, 05:19 AM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Q. Who is the Irishman that stays out under your awning day after day?
A. Paddy. Paddy O'Furniture!
[ I know.... GROAN!]
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These aren't the droids you're looking for.
You can go about your business.
Move along.
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10-25-2015, 05:22 AM
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Rivet Master
2012 27' Flying Cloud
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Or were you looking for this kind of riddle....?
What can travel the world without ever leaving the corner it's in?
A stamp.
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10-25-2015, 05:27 AM
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Rivet Master
2012 27' Flying Cloud
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Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain?
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10-25-2015, 05:29 AM
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Rivet Master
2012 27' Flying Cloud
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You're running a race and pass the person in second place. What position are you in now?
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10-25-2015, 05:31 AM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Q. How can you tell the difference between CROCODILES and ALLIGATORS?
A. Alligators: you'll see later; crocodiles: after while.
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These aren't the droids you're looking for.
You can go about your business.
Move along.
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10-25-2015, 05:32 AM
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Rivet Master
2012 27' Flying Cloud
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What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? 😃
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10-25-2015, 11:09 AM
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Rivet Master
2006 23' Safari SE
I'm In
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Join Date: Dec 2012
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveSueMac
What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow? ��
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African or European?
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Rich & Yvonne
2006 Safari SE -Dora-
2004 4Runner SE 4.7L V8
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10-25-2015, 11:10 AM
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Rivet Master
2006 23' Safari SE
I'm In
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveSueMac
You're running a race and pass the person in second place. What position are you in now?
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Second place
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Rich & Yvonne
2006 Safari SE -Dora-
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10-25-2015, 02:02 PM
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Rivet Master
1999 34' Excella
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Hillsboro
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At breakfast, What is difference between a chicken and a pig?
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Channing
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10-25-2015, 02:03 PM
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Rivet Master
1999 34' Excella
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Hillsboro
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Quote:
Originally Posted by richw46
African or European?
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European... No husks of coconuts to grab!
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Channing
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10-25-2015, 02:05 PM
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Rivet Master
1999 34' Excella
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Hillsboro
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Quote:
Originally Posted by SteveSueMac
Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the tallest mountain?
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Mt. Everest!
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10-25-2015, 05:08 PM
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Rivet Master
2006 23' Safari SE
I'm In
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cwf
European... No husks of coconuts to grab!
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It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 5 oz. bird could not hold a 1 pound coconut
Look! To maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings four hundred and ninety three times every second. Am I right?
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10-25-2015, 06:53 PM
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Rivet Master
1999 34' Excella
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Hillsboro
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Quote:
Originally Posted by richw46
It's not a question of where he grips it. It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A 5 oz. bird could not hold a 1 pound coconut
Look! To maintain air speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings four hundred and ninety three times every second. Am I right?
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Only Monte Python could figure it out.... But yes, I think that is a correct theorum!
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10-25-2015, 07:18 PM
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Rivet Master
2007 22' International CCD
Corona
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The chicken is involved, the pig is fully committed....
Sent from my pocket Internet using Airstream Forums
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Rich, KE4GNK/AE, Overkill Engineering Dept.
'The Silver HamShack' ('07 International 22FB CCD 75th Anniversary)
Multiple Yaesu Ham Radios inside and many antennae sprouting from roof, ProPride hitch, Prodigy P2 controller.
2012 shortbed CrewMax 4x4 Toyota Tacoma TV with more antennae on it. 
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10-25-2015, 08:01 PM
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Rivet Master
1999 34' Excella
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Hillsboro
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rmkrum
The chicken is involved, the pig is fully committed....
Sent from my pocket Internet using Airstream Forums
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Yessiree!
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10-25-2015, 08:02 PM
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Rivet Master
1999 34' Excella
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If it takes 5 men 5 days to dig 5 holes, how long does it take 1 man to dig 1/2 of a hole?
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