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Old 11-10-2015, 08:27 AM   #57
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Romeo and Juliet are found dead on the floor in a bedroom. When they were discovered
there were pieces of glass and some water on the floor. The only furniture in the room is a shelf and a bed. The house in is a remote location
away from everything except for the nearby railway track. What caused the death of Romeo and Juliet?



Answer: Romeo and Juliet are fish. Their bowl was shaken off the shelf by passing train.
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Old 11-16-2015, 07:33 AM   #58
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Elementary...

One fine Summer's Eve, Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are camping in a beautiful meadow.

Watson is awakened by his friend, Holmes.....

Watson, are you awake? I have a question for you.

Yes, Holmes, what is it?

Watson, do you realize there are possibly an infinite Universe, dimensions and infinite number of galaxies?

Yes, Sherlock.

Watson, do you realize the probability that in those infinite dimensions and galaxies, there may be another Sherlock and Watson?

Yes, Sherlock.

Watson, from our tiny perspective, the billions of stars are within our own tiny Milky Way?

Yes, Sherlock.

Watson, when you look in the heavens and try to absorb it all....here and now, what does it mean?

Sherlock, my dear friend, I see a wonderful sky full of twinkling stars.. And I agree with your previous elucidations...

No, Watson, what does it MEAN??

I hazard to guess, Sherlock..

Well, my dear Watson, since we are able to see the stars, it MEANS someone has stolen our bloody tent!
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I have to give credit to Hoda and Cathy Lee for this one:

Your mother's brother's only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch.
Who is it?
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We have a winner

I have to admit, I was a little dense on this one. The wife had to explain it to me (several times, rather adamantly towards the end). Maybe I'm edging towards 'vintage'
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I have to admit, I was a little dense on this one. The wife had to explain it to me (several times, rather adamantly towards the end). Maybe I'm edging towards 'vintage'

I thank you 😄

I had to visually picture this in my head a few times before it made sense. I'm vintage! 😃
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Lynn comes from a family of five, all daughters.
The first four are Abby, Billie, Cally, and Dolly.
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What's the 5th sister's name?
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What can a pocket have in it, even if it is empty?
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Q: In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower– everything was pink!
What color were the stairs?
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Q: You draw a line. Without touching it, how do you make the line longer?
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Batman enigmas...a bit of a vocabulary twist..

Here come several enigmas that appeared in the Batman movies - usually Riddler asking Bruce Wayne.

If you look at the number on my face you won't find thirteen anyplace.
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