The Person Below Me-Another Airstream Game

[mistral blue]

Then I gave it mouth to mouth. We're both much better now, thank you.
The person below me, unfortunately, put their Red Numbers on backwards.

[maxandgeorgia]

The better to read them going down the road, my dear. The dedicated 'streamer below me pulls his AS-shaped silver dog house as a toad so his canine friends can also camp in style.

[classic67]

Lies, brutal lies! I own no doggies of any sort. But the person below me uses meow mix as tenderizer for the BBQ ribs...

[Sugarfoot]

A boldface lie, being the vegetarian that I am. Those fake meat soy-based ribs are already tender.

The Airstreamer below me uses POR-15 like war paint to scare the neighbors.

[mistral blue]

Nah, it's just to make me feel all tingly inside.
The person below me caulked their entrance door shut and couldn't get out.

[maxandgeorgia]

Lucky for them, they discovered the escape hatch: raised the bed, crawled out the back storage door. But the person below me still hasn't figured out what that long metal dohicky thing with the prong on the end is used for.

[mistral blue]

The gonkulator?!? Of course I know what I can do with it! (Don't say it ... I know what you're thinking ...)

The person below me removed their propane tanks to squeeze in more flags.

[Sugarfoot]

Well, if I can't fly the TALLEST flagpole like GreggH,
I've got to fly MORE flags. (photo by klattu from the Florida Can Opener)
The person below me uses Vulkem instead of Poli-Grip for their dentures.

[mistral blue]

That's because they're aluminum dentures silly!
The person below me buys a new hitch ball every trip.

[LuminumTraila]

Are you sayin' hitch balls are reusable?

Speaking of dentures, the person below me thought WBCCI stood for Wally Byam Caramel Club International and didn't join because he has dentures and can't eat caramels.

[Janet]

Originally Posted by dougjamie

Speaking of dentures, the person below me thought WBCCI stood for Wally Byam Caramel Club International and didn't join because he has dentures and can't eat caramels.

Hey that's not true! These choppers are alll mine and as soon as the dentist is paid off he says I can keep them overnight

The person below me borrows their neighbors firewood when they aren't looking and then invites them to come sit by the nice fire!

[LuminumTraila]

Originally Posted by Janet

The person below me borrows their neighbors firewood when they aren't looking and then invites them to come sit by the nice fire!

I'm innocent! It was actually my neighbor who stole the firewood from his employer (a garden center and fireplace shop) and when he confessed to me about this I replied, "Are you crazy? Do you want to get fired?" And he took that as an invitation to sit by my campfire.

But the person below me nearly burned down the campground when she parked her shiny silver trailer directly in line with the sun's rays to use the solar energy to light her propane grill.

[Janet]

Originally Posted by dougjamie

But the person below me nearly burned down the campground when she parked her shiny silver trailer directly in line with the sun's rays to use the solar energy to light her propane grill.

You should park next to Argosys - much safer. Have you ever noticed that many argosys wear sunglasses? Those dang gawdy airstreams!

The person below me loved aluminum so much, they wrapped their significant other in foil!

[mistral blue]

Originally Posted by Janet

You should park next to Argosys - much safer. Have you ever noticed that many argosys wear sunglasses? Those dang gawdy airstreams!

The person below me loved aluminum so much, they wrapped their significant other in foil!

But first I slathered her in butter and added a pinch of salt.
The person below me uses their macerator to blend adult beverages.