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06-22-2008, 08:58 AM
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2 Rivet Member 
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Auburn
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OH DEAR! Say it's not true!!
The results were in, my wife no longer wished to go tent camping any more. I was devistated but I didn't know that could lead to erectal dyfunction, male pattern baldness, incontinence and the heartbreak of scoriesis.
So, I called my Doctor, and she suggested Airstream. She said it may not work for everybody, but right for me. Now I have a more fullfilling relationship with my wife and no more searching for tent poles.
However, the side effects may include: meeting nice people, using your old jokes to new audiance, drinking more iced tea, and learning about various hardware and tow vehicles.
Now these side effects tend not be rare and are tolerated by most everyone. While there is no cure, tent camping symtoms are rarely reported or taken seriously any more.
Airstreaming is not officially recognised by the AMA, AARP, NAACP or the WTO, but who cares.
I still have male pattern baldness and erectal dysfunction, but my sleeping bag is more comfortable. At least she says she is.
  
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06-22-2008, 09:24 AM
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Rivet Master 
1986 25' Sovereign
Southern Middle
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Join Date: Mar 2002
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I keep the tent packed away just in case I want to make a short trip or have a bunch of my kids and their friends who want to stay at the lake where I am camping.
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AIR #0078
'01 2500hd ext. cab, 8.1 litre gas, 5 sp. Allison auto
3.73 rear end
Mag-Hytec rear diff cover
Amsoil Dual by-pass oil filtration system
Amsoil synthetics all around
265 watt AM Solar, Inc. system
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06-22-2008, 09:29 AM
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Rivet Master 
1966 24' Tradewind
Placerville
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Join Date: Apr 2006
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You really have to be careful on what you write. Your mention of ED triggered a couple of Google ED ads at the top of this page.  
Neil
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FreshAir #12407
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Kirk Creek, Big Sur, Ca. coast.
1966 Trade Wind
1971 Buick Centurion convertible
455 cid
1969 Oldsmobile Ninety Eight
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06-22-2008, 12:18 PM
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Rivet Master
1963 19' Globetrotter
Laguna Beach
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Join Date: Sep 2006
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You really have to be careful on what you write. Your mention of ED triggered a couple of Google ED ads at the top of this page.
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OMG! So 'THAT's' how the ads work.... hmmmmm..... now to think which other threads to hijack...er... ... uh...
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06-22-2008, 06:14 PM
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Sum Wear
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Originally Posted by strmstr69
blah blah blah
I still have male pattern baldness and erectal dysfunction, but my sleeping bag is more comfortable. At least she says she is.
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Just remember to see your doctor if the erectal stays erect for more than 4 hours.
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2500HD DMax............30' Classic
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06-24-2008, 12:33 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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An Unsolicited Endorsement:
I've found after using AIRSTREAM on a regular basis that my antenna is up with only a few quick cranks! Also, if I choose too, I can spend time enjoying good reception from a little dish. As a matter of fact, with the right digital receiver, I can stay on the air all evening long! Look for AIRSTREAM in the bright aluminum wrapper! [...As seen on TV]
Mr. N...in NY
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06-28-2008, 02:02 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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May I also Suggest AIRSTREAM as an effective LAXITIVE!
I brought home a new 2008 and my wife ^%$# for a week!
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07-06-2008, 02:17 PM
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Retired.
Currently Looking...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by N2XBW
May I also Suggest AIRSTREAM as an effective LAXITIVE!
I brought home a new 2008 and my wife ^%$# for a week!
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But it may cause constipation in tow vehicles. My truck won't pass anything when connected to an Airstream...
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07-15-2008, 09:55 AM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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AIRSTREAM: The Ultimate Holiday Gift.
A Pretty Metal Box with An Old Fruitcake Inside!
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12-09-2008, 03:00 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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It's Proven:
Nine out of ten actors who play doctors on TV recommend AIRSTREAM to other actors playing patients of those actors who play doctors on TV. And, with all this playing, you can be mostly certain AIRSTREAM must be perfect for what ever it is that caused you to read this in the first place.
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12-09-2008, 09:29 PM
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3 Rivet Member 
2005 25' Safari
Roseville
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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I don't get an ED banner ad, at least I don't think I do. I keep getting some guy wildly waving at me. But I've never checked out what he wants.
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2005 25' Safari SS
2005 Dodge Ram 2500 Turbodiesel
WBCCI #3580 - Region 12 NorCal
AIR #8752
Roseville, CA
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12-10-2008, 10:22 AM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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ED: A horse is a horse, of course, of course...
...or was it some other ED? Neigh.
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12-10-2008, 02:25 PM
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"Cloudsplitter"
2003 25' Classic
Houstatlantavegas
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Originally Posted by strmstr69
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I’m done with ‘adulting’…Let’s go find Bigfoot.
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12-11-2008, 03:53 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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The rest of the world cannot understand how after bitter election campaigns American politicians can return to reality. For Instance Sarah Palin has invited to her great state of Alaska the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden.
She has provided a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and has hired two other prominent men to assist them.
Dick Cheney will instruct them in safe gun handling and Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins in the evening.
What a gal, that Sarah is such a sport and thinks of everything!
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12-13-2008, 05:02 PM
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3 Rivet Member
2005 25' Safari
Roseville
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That gal Sarah thinks guns is sport.
Whoops, wrong thread.
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2005 25' Safari SS
2005 Dodge Ram 2500 Turbodiesel
WBCCI #3580 - Region 12 NorCal
AIR #8752
Roseville, CA
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12-14-2008, 05:50 AM
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"Cloudsplitter"
2003 25' Classic
Houstatlantavegas
, Malebolgia
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cammur
That gal Sarah thinks guns is sport.
Whoops, wrong thread.
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 No... to her, government is.
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12-14-2008, 07:07 AM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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OH DEAR! Say it's not true!!
Ralph and Jane were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning.
Ralph suddenly said, "Jane, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" Jane asked.
Ralph replied, "I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other jerk using my stuff."
Jane replied, "What makes you think I'd marry another jerk?"
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