The results were in, my wife no longer wished to go tent camping any more. I was devistated but I didn't know that could lead to erectal dyfunction, male pattern baldness, incontinence and the heartbreak of scoriesis.
So, I called my Doctor, and she suggested Airstream. She said it may not work for everybody, but right for me. Now I have a more fullfilling relationship with my wife and no more searching for tent poles.
However, the side effects may include: meeting nice people, using your old jokes to new audiance, drinking more iced tea, and learning about various hardware and tow vehicles.
Now these side effects tend not be rare and are tolerated by most everyone. While there is no cure, tent camping symtoms are rarely reported or taken seriously any more.
Airstreaming is not officially recognised by the AMA, AARP, NAACP or the WTO, but who cares.
I still have male pattern baldness and erectal dysfunction, but my sleeping bag is more comfortable. At least she says she is.
I keep the tent packed away just in case I want to make a short trip or have a bunch of my kids and their friends who want to stay at the lake where I am camping.
__________________ Craig
AIR #0078
'01 2500hd ext. cab, 8.1 litre gas, 5 sp. Allison auto
3.73 rear end
Mag-Hytec rear diff cover
Amsoil Dual by-pass oil filtration system
Amsoil synthetics all around
265 watt AM Solar, Inc. system
blah blah blah
I still have male pattern baldness and erectal dysfunction, but my sleeping bag is more comfortable. At least she says she is.
Just remember to see your doctor if the erectal stays erect for more than 4 hours.
__________________ "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." - Joe Weinstein "Ah! böwakawa poussé, poussé" - John Lennon 2006 2500HD DMax............2007 30' Classic w/ Hensley __________________
An Unsolicited Endorsement:
I've found after using AIRSTREAM on a regular basis that my antenna is up with only a few quick cranks! Also, if I choose too, I can spend time enjoying good reception from a little dish. As a matter of fact, with the right digital receiver, I can stay on the air all evening long! Look for AIRSTREAM in the bright aluminum wrapper! [...As seen on TV]
Mr. N...in NY
It's Proven:
Nine out of ten actors who play doctors on TV recommend AIRSTREAM to other actors playing patients of those actors who play doctors on TV. And, with all this playing, you can be mostly certain AIRSTREAM must be perfect for what ever it is that caused you to read this in the first place.
The rest of the world cannot understand how after bitter election campaigns American politicians can return to reality. For Instance Sarah Palin has invited to her great state of Alaska the men who defeated her, Barack Obama and Joe Biden.
She has provided a moose hunting trip for their enjoyment and has hired two other prominent men to assist them.
Dick Cheney will instruct them in safe gun handling and Ted Kennedy will drive them back to their cabins in the evening.
What a gal, that Sarah is such a sport and thinks of everything!