OH DEAR! Say it's not true!!
Ralph and Jane were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy morning.
Ralph suddenly said, "Jane, if I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff."
"Now why would you want me to do something like that?" Jane asked.
Ralph replied, "I figure that you would eventually remarry, and I don't want some other jerk using my stuff."
Jane replied, "What makes you think I'd marry another jerk?"
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
You can go about your business.