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Old 05-30-2013, 08:05 PM   #1
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New Game: Complete That Joke

Once again, the hitch threads are a source of inspiration :-)


Here are the rules. Total of 5 replies to complete the joke. So 1. Is the starting point, 5. Is the punch line. Lets start:

1. A guy walks in to the Airstream dealer...
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Old 06-01-2013, 06:02 AM   #2
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2, As he walks around, the salesmen are gathered at a desk in a corner joking, drinking coffee, and ignoring him.
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Old 06-03-2013, 10:12 AM   #3
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3. So the guy says to the Sales team, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm interested in learning more about my options here - can one of you help me out?"
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Old 08-08-2013, 11:43 AM   #4
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4. Glancing at him only briefly, the salesmen continue to ignore the customer. Finally one of the fellows asks, "Mister, you know we sell only Airstreams here, don't you?"
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Old 08-08-2013, 11:46 AM   #5
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5. The customer only then realizes he has forgotten to have bundles of hundred dollar bills sticking out of his pockets, so he mumbles an apology and leaves quite embarrassed at his faux pas.
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Old 08-08-2013, 02:28 PM   #6
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Not bad at all! But we're the only 2 playing and it took forever to get to the punch line :-)

Lets start another...
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Old 08-08-2013, 02:30 PM   #7
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1. A guy goes to his Dr.'s office for an appointment and walks in carrying a beer in an aluminum coozie and a pink flamingo on his shoulder...
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2. The nurse at the desk gives him the hairy eyeball and asks, "What seems to be the problem sir?"
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3. And the flamingo replies, "If only I had hands, I wouldn't need this guy to hold my beer!"
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4. To which the guy replies....
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