Originally Posted by InsideOut
Baby back pork ribs are better!
"Nah. I don't eat pork."
"Are you Jewish?"
"I ain't Jewish man, I just don't dig on swine."
"They're filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals."
"Sausages taste good. Pork chops taste good."
"Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy MFS. Pig sleep and root in feces. That's a filthy animal. I ain't eatin' nothin' that ain't got enough sense to disregard its own feces."
"How about a dog? Dogs eat their own feces."
"I don't eat dog either."
"Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?"
"I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy but they're definitely dirty. But, a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.
"Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, it'd cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?"
"Well we gotta be talkin' about one charmin' mfin' pig. I mean he'd have to be ten times more charmin' than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I'm sayin'?"