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01-28-2010, 01:13 PM
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Rivet Master 
1991 34' Excella
Princeton
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Join Date: Aug 2003
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My Living Will
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my beer.
They are such a**holes...
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WBCCI 12156 AIR 3144 WACHUNG TAC NJ6
2004 Excursion 4x4
1991 34 ft. Excella +220,000 miles, new laminated flooring, new upholstery, new 3200 lbs axles
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01-28-2010, 03:18 PM
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Rivet Master
2007 23' International CCD
Lapeer
, Michigan
Join Date: Oct 2003
Posts: 7,082
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 Funny man!
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01-29-2010, 06:47 PM
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Site Team
1974 31' Sovereign
Ottawa
, ON
Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 11,219
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That was a good one!
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“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ...John Wayne...........................
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01-30-2010, 06:40 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HowieE
Last night, my kids and I were sitting in the living room and I said to them, 'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
They got up, unplugged the Computer, and threw out my beer.
They are such a**holes... |
Just for that, they no should longer get the empty bottles to return for a refund.
Isn't it something how so many of us do now seem to "live" on the computer. If you told me a few years ago I'd be spending so much time online , I'd've called you nuts. ...and here we are!
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01-30-2010, 09:35 PM
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Rivet Master
1963 16' Bambi
1962 22' Safari
Yreka
, California
Join Date: Mar 2006
Posts: 1,937
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Yikes, good lesson ~ I won't tell my kids that! I am "totally and literally wired" so no unplugging here!
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01-30-2010, 09:47 PM
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Site Team
1974 31' Sovereign
Ottawa
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 11,219
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"When I go, I want it to while I'm at peace in my sleep, just like my grandfather. Not screaming like the other passengers in the car he was driving."
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“Courage is being scared to death, but saddling up anyway.” ...John Wayne...........................
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02-01-2010, 12:47 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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"Where There's a Will....there's a bunch of greedy relatives."
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Granny said, "Johnny, I'll remember you in my will."
When we read the will all it said was, "I remember Johnny."
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02-01-2010, 01:09 PM
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Rivet Master
1976 31' Sovereign
Missouri City
, Texas
Join Date: Mar 2007
Posts: 1,233
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Here's a question. What happens to that old Airstream after you are gone? Have you done any estate planning for it, or, are you just going to let it fend for it itself and maybe end with someone who wants to use it for a chicken coop.
Don
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02-01-2010, 01:13 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Originally Posted by adonh
Here's a question. What happens to that old Airstream after you are gone? Have you done any estate planning for it, or, are you just going to let it fend for it itself and maybe end with someone who wants to use it for a chicken coop.
Don
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BURY ME IN IT! 
It's cheaper than today's coffins!
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02-02-2010, 06:11 AM
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3 Rivet Member 
2007 31' Classic
holland
, Pennsylvania
Join Date: Oct 2008
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best estate plan you can have is to spend it while you are alive.this way you dont have to have the greedy gov redistribute whats left.the way this regime is going the airstream might be the most valuable asset they cant get there grubby hands on.
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02-02-2010, 06:28 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Here lies Johnny's final dream
He's buried deep in his Airstream
Placed at the table sitting up
He holds his favorite coffee cup
RIP
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