It's so HOT outside that...

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Originally Posted by chapparel

It's so hot and dry in Texas that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving out rain-checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water. Now that's hot and dry!!!

Now that IS hot and dry!

It's so hot here the trees are fighting to crawl under each other for shade.

[chapparel]

Its so HOT here when the raindrops hit the ground they evaporated. Humid too!!
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Originally Posted by chapparel

Its so HOT here when the raindrops hit the ground they evaporated. Humid too!!
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It's SO HOT HERE that raindrops never even hit the ground. All you see are hundreds of little vapor trails coming down like tiny jet planes. All you hear is "S-s-s-s-s-s"!

[chapparel]

NNNaaaaUUUhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally Posted by chapparel

NNNaaaaUUUhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now WHO could argue with THAT?