It's so HOT outside that... - Page 2

**CanoeStream** · 06-25-2009, 09:45 AM

It's so hot out that my clearcoat rebonded .... Eewwww! Why did I have to bring that up in a fun thread?

Or with credit to Johnny Carson (thanks Ed McMahon!) -- It was so hot I saw a tree chasing a dog. Quite similar to Tincrew's I guess.

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76sovereign · 06-25-2009, 09:54 AM

The dog was chasing the cat and they were walking.......

memgrove2000 · 06-25-2009, 09:56 AM

It is so hot that I dont want to stand on the blacktop and park the Caravan of Streams that are heading this way right now, But I will take one for the team! 101.8 in the backyard! And the tv said it was going to be 85 and rain!

genearnold · 06-25-2009, 10:02 AM

I heard about an old Texas farmer who was working a popcorn field with his mules. it was so hot that the popcorn popped, the mules thought it was snow, and they froze to death!

Gene

Sixty3TW4US · 06-25-2009, 11:16 AM

It's so hot here that my wife used that as excuse # 17 to say no!!
Just kidding, it really dosen't really get to hot in San Diego.

N2XBW · 06-28-2009, 05:30 PM

It's SO HOT Here...
That the turtle pond out back is now a huge bowl of soup.

remcolent · 06-28-2009, 06:05 PM

It's so hot outside
That all the silicone inplants from my mother in law are melting.
And you don't even want to think about the looks of that.

N2XBW · 06-28-2009, 06:07 PM

It's SO HOT Here...
That we're storing away blocks of steam for next winter.

N2XBW · 06-28-2009, 06:08 PM

It's SO HOT Here...
That we're going into the sauna to cool off.

eubank · 06-28-2009, 07:18 PM

I kind of hate to throw cold water on the game, but it's so "hot" here in Angel FIre today that I had to close the windows and put on my flannel shirt. We could use just a smidgen of the heat here.

Lynn

N2XBW · 06-29-2009, 05:59 AM

Flannel shirt weather...ahhhhhhhhhh!

Sixty3TW4US · 06-29-2009, 11:17 AM

The other day it was so hot that i had condensation on my butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl.

I actually turned off my hot water heater because hot water came out of the cold side.

danalee · 06-29-2009, 11:33 AM

So hot I blistered my hands on the steering wheel!

N2XBW · 06-29-2009, 09:19 PM

It's SO HOT here, the Fire Ants went on strike!