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Old 09-30-2008, 07:56 PM   #57
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I really love my mother inlaw because...
Her CELL number has nothing to do with the telephone!
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Old 10-01-2008, 03:35 PM   #58
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With all your kind remarks about your mother in law. i,LL guess she must look like this

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Old 10-02-2008, 03:15 PM   #59
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With all your kind remarks about your mother in law. i,LL guess she must look like this

The warden said she couldn't wear the wig and makeup because she was scaring the guards and other inmates. But when he saw her WITHOUT it, he made her put it back on!
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Old 11-01-2008, 07:09 PM   #60
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I really love my mother inlaw because?

The only holliday she ever visits us is Halloween!
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Old 12-08-2008, 06:27 AM   #61
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I really love my mother-in-aw because?

She has so many hot flashes my fuel bill's been halved.
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Old 03-08-2009, 08:08 PM   #62
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I was downtown the other day when I saw six women beating my Mother-in-law up. As I stood there and watched, her neighbor, who knows me, said, "Well, aren't you going to help?"
I replied, "No. Six of them ought to be enough".
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Old 06-24-2009, 01:09 PM   #63
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Just for something different, I took my mother-in-law to Saratoga for the horse races.

By God, she won!
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Old 08-24-2009, 07:12 PM   #64
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My Mother-in-law tried out for the Air Force.
And she'd have made it too,
...if her broom would've carried more bombs.
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When my Mother-in-law enters a room, she casts a spell on everyone who sees her.
...No, REALLY CASTS A SPELL!
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Old 08-27-2009, 06:00 PM   #66
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I realy love my mother in law becouse?
My wife went to her this summer on holyday for 4 weeks.
And becouse my mother in law cooks so badlt my wife lost 20 pound.
Man she looks hot again
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My mother-in-law works at the Corn Curls factory.
They come out of the machine straight, then she looks at them.
Voila!
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Old 09-07-2009, 07:36 PM   #68
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I was working under the car and asked my mother-in-law for a hex wrench.

It floated clean across the garage to my hand!
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I missed my mother in law....but i re loaded and fired again
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I bought a nice new shotgun for my Mother-In-Law...

...But she went and died of natural causes before I ever got a chance to use it.
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