02-14-2008, 08:54 AM
#43
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My mother-in-law is such a manipulator. She finally succeeded in breaking up my marriage. God, I love that woman!
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02-14-2008, 06:51 PM
#44
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Really though, my mother-in-law is a HOTTIE!
Just thinking about her, I can almost smell the brimstone .
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02-15-2008, 07:28 PM
#45
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I understand my mother-in-law. I know where she's coming from.
She grew up with the great depression.
....now she's the east coast distributor!
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02-15-2008, 08:11 PM
#46
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My mother-in-law is a fantastic cook.
You'd be AMAZED with what she can whip up with only a black kettle.
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02-24-2008, 05:46 PM
#47
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I really love my mother-in-law because...
All my kids get FREE FLIGHT LESSONS!
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03-02-2008, 03:28 PM
#48
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The cops came to my mother-in-law's house
on a missing persons case...
Hansel and Gretel.
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04-25-2008, 08:39 PM
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GOOD NEWS!
My Mother-In-Law is going to be a TV star!
She got the lead in a "Trunk Monkey" Ad!
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04-25-2008, 10:17 PM
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One beautiful Sunday morning the tiny town wakes up and goes to church. Before the service starts most of the congregation have seated themselves. They're all nattering to their neighbours when - shazam - Old Nick himself appears at the altar, wreathed by flames.
Naturally, the townspeople erupt in chaos, fleeing the church, left, right and centre...except for one old man.
God's ultimate nemesis seems confused. He walks up to him and says, "Don't you know who I am?".
The man replies, "Certainly, I do".
Surprised, Satan asks, "And you aren't afraid of me?".
"No, I'm not," is the calm reply.
"Tell me why, old man"
The old man stares at him closely and replies, " Beacuse I've been married to your sister for 27 years"
(Ancient joke. But, imagine HIS mother-in-law!!)
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05-10-2008, 08:09 PM
#51
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My mother-in-law was fired from her job for being just too heartless...
And she was working at the I.R.S.!
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05-20-2008, 04:04 PM
#52
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My Mother-In-Law is all heart.
She was a prostitute in a Leper Colony until business started falling off...
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06-08-2008, 08:28 PM
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I really love my mother inlaw because?
She REALLY ROCKS !
Well, at least the villagers stoned her....
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06-09-2008, 12:41 AM
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Quote:
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N2XBW
I really love my mother inlaw because?
She REALLY ROCKS !
Well, at least the villagers stoned her....
She must have been listening to the song "...everyone must get stoned" talk about taking your music too seriously!!
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06-10-2008, 02:35 PM
#55
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My Mother-In-Law is a PILLAR of the Community.
...A Pillar of SALT!
(and that's a LOT of salt)
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09-28-2008, 10:18 AM
#56
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I really love my mother inlaw because...
She has taken up walking 10 miles every day, and has done so for months.
By my calculation she's 2740 miles from here already.
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