I really love my mother inlaw because??

[76sovereign]

Originally Posted by overlander63

I can't help but notice that in over two months, this thread only has 8 responses...

hahahahahahahahah! U funny!

[76sovereign]

Originally Posted by N2XBW

I told my wife, "What do you mean I don't like your family?
Why, I even love YOUR mother-in-law more than my OWN!"

I LOVE THIS ANSWER! Thanks for the smiles.

[love vintage]

I love my ML, 'cause even in her 80's she is still a cool chick.

[Ganglin]

Because she married the guy who infected me with aluminitus when I was 15.

[N2XBW]

My mother-in-law is handy when we have a party. I use her stare to chill the drinks.

[N2XBW]

I wish I could tell everyone how sweet, considerate, and beautiful my mother-in-law is. I guess I'll just have to keep on wishing!

[Mel]

My mother-in-law really makes me appreciate my own mother.

[N2XBW]

I got a new Airstream for my Mother-in law. Pretty good trade, eh?

[overlander63]

My mother-in-law helped me garner an appreciation for good booze. It doesn't give me a hangover if I drink too much because she was visiting.

[N2XBW]

I thought a 401-K was my mother-in -law's bra size.

[N2XBW]

My mother-in-law is never bothered by bats.
It's some "professional courtesy" thing.

[wheel interested]

N2XBW you are on quite a roll. You ought to perform in the comedy club. Too funny!!!!!

[N2XBW]

My mother-in-law nagged her first husband to death. Now she's working on the second... her daughter's.


[Thanks, Carol]

[N2XBW]

My Mother-in-law works in an animal sanctuary for former pet primates.
She teaches the gorillas to be ugly before they set them free.