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Old 03-26-2011, 10:00 PM   #1205
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So I've got s'more questions.

Where do birds go at night?

Where do bees go in winter?

My dog is terrified of lightning. Why is that?

Where, exacatly, is Art Bell when you need him?

And why is it that Thin Mints are the favorite flavor? I mean, I love mint and love chocolate, but not together.

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Old 03-26-2011, 10:21 PM   #1206
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Or as Bill Cosby asked almost 50 years ago, "Why is there air?"
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Old 03-27-2011, 02:10 PM   #1208
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So I've got s'more questions.

Where do birds go at night?

Where do bees go in winter?

My dog is terrified of lightning. Why is that?

Where, exacatly, is Art Bell when you need him?

And why is it that Thin Mints are the favorite flavor? I mean, I love mint and love chocolate, but not together.

Jim
Jim, 3 Dog, Aage, I'm glad to help with your queries:

Cats have very good night vision and that's where birds go at night. New birds are shipped in by the Audubon Society every morning to wake you up before dawn.

Bees have very good directional sense and go south every winter where they mate with Killer Bees and come back next year angry and ready for a fight.

Your dog is terrified of lightning because dogs are especially sensitive to red and blue bright lights. They think emergency vehicles are coming, especially the dog catcher.

Art Bell and his Filipino wife (why are the Philippines spelled with a "ph" and 3 "p's" and Filipino with one "p" and an "f"?) apparently have returned to Pahrump. If you've ever driven through Pahrump, you'll wonder why anyone would return there and that explains a lot about Art Bell.

I like chocolate and mint together and so do millions of smart people.

Neither cows nor buffalo moo. The noises they make are difficult to describe, but are believed to be similar to the sounds made by their ancient ancestors, whales, whom the cows and buffalo as an existential exercise have been wanting to reconnect with for millenia.

Your puppy has been caught by the dog catcher who used a lightning storm as cover. Strangely, since the lightning, the puppy has been mooing.

There is air because without it, there would be a vacuum. However, there are not enough vacuum cleaners to re-establish the vacuum that existed here billions of years ago. Air, therefore, has had a lot of time to accumulate. It is a waste product of plants and breathing is like being a sewage treatment plant. With rising living standards, it is expected more vacuum cleaners will be sold and by 2030 we will see all the air being contained in those disposable bags. This will also mean you will not have to listen to cows, buffalo and puppies make sounds that seem to some like "moo".

I'm glad to help with your questions.

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Old 05-21-2011, 12:42 PM   #1209
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So I have the entire house to myself this weekend. Susan and the grandkids went to see her mom. All of our kids are working or otherwise entertained. So I says to myself, self, THIS is the weekend to finish the galley counter-top and get the rest of the floor down in the 'Stream.......

And then it hit me. It's warm outside, the birds are singing, no distractions, Sinatra on the XM...you got, it's NAP TIME baby! I can't remember the last time it was this quiet around the house. See you in 40 winks.

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Old 05-21-2011, 02:22 PM   #1210
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JIM! WAKE UP! YOU'VE BEEN ASLEEP FOR LMOST TWO HOURS! TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO FINISH THAT COUNTER TOP AND GET THE FLOOR DOWN!

Don't you feel better already?

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Old 06-02-2011, 09:18 PM   #1211
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Godzilla movie marathon on TCM tonight. Bad B Movies at their best. Or is that beast?

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Old 07-06-2011, 07:11 PM   #1213
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Works for me. But this IS a "G" rated site.

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I prefer girls' prison movies—they always get lots of makeup and their hair is done every day, but their outfits are torn, the shorts are really short and their tops appear enhanced. They are very clean because they are always taking showers.

The "plot" includes corrupt warden with designs on innocent framed girl, guards of various genders (the number is not clear) lusting after the inmates, tough girl who rules the prison who will get her comeuppance, big fight in the dining hall. There's not a lot you can do with this formula, so more showers are necessary.

I don't know why this is not a separate category in those awards shows. Maybe it is, I never watch them (the awards, not the movies).

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It's only 5 months 'till Christmas. Has your shopping gene kicked in yet?



And in other news, Hugh Hefner recently turned 85. Shows how much I pay attention. I didn't even know the ol' ba$tard was still around.

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It's only 5 months 'till Christmas. Has your shopping gene kicked in yet?



And in other news, Hugh Hefner recently turned 85. Shows how much I pay attention. I didn't even know the ol' ba$tard was still around.

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I saw on a news network—on the crawl—Heff's ex-wife complained about his lovemaking. I guess at near 85 she should have been grateful there was any, but maybe she was complaining there was too much. I have not followed up on this story and won't, but it has certain amusement value.

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