Long ago we went on a tour to a cute town in Michigan called Frankenmuth, great place to visit if you come to our state. So we get the lecture about the German immigrants, see the different Bavarian traditions, etc. Sit down to eat this great German meal, this guy at our table pipes up and says "Wow, is this stuff German or something? Look at this food, I think its German..." Here's your sign...
I won't confess to all the here's your sign moments folks could use on me
__________________ Steph in MI Air# 6996- I Hockeytown USA!!
Hi, My brother has a class A motorhome. He came over to my house to see our trailer for the first time. I was showing him how we packed all of our stuff in the trailer so it will stay in place and not get all beat up. My brother said "It sure is noisey inside my motorhome [with things banging around] while driveing." "How does your trailer sound while driveing?" I, answered, I don't know I can't hear a thing from inside my Navigator!
so I'm laying on my side having my prostate biopsy. My doc, male, informs me he will be using an assistant. In walks a gal young enough to be my daughter.Gee wiz how do you blush when all that is showing from under the sheet is your head and buttocks? Anyway this is a 4 handed procedure the doc already is wiggling the ultrasound around and the assistant is doing her best with the sample taker thing. She says 'my you have a small anus' to which I quickly replied ' that's because I'm the omly one that uses it' Dead silence. and here's your sign
so I'm laying on my side having my prostate biopsy. My doc, male, informs me he will be using an assistant. In walks a gal young enough to be my daughter.Gee wiz how do you blush when all that is showing from under the sheet is your head and buttocks? Anyway this is a 4 handed procedure the doc already is wiggling the ultrasound around and the assistant is doing her best with the sample taker thing. She says 'my you have a small anus' to which I quickly replied ' that's because I'm the omly one that uses it' Dead silence. and here's your sign
Tim,
Ya have a believability problem after the story you recently told about the rain, and the big wind, and the propane tanks, and the fire that burned both of your trailers, and.....
Hi--Had friend in Indiana a few years ago who bought a new SOB, and took a trip with another couple. The women decided to sit on the couch in the trailer, and the men rode in the cab of the van. At the first rest stop, about 45-min into the trip, the men opened the trailer door to see how the gals were doing. The gals hopped out and were ready to kill their husbands, because they thought the guys knew how rough the ride in the trailer would be. It was a cool weekend, for the middle of July.--Frank S
It's been a while since we made fun of the ID10T's around us, and thought I would share another story.
One of my current co-workers that seems a bit lacking in the common-sense area was to install a piece of electronic gear in a brand-new SUV. Newer vehicles contain supplemental restraint systems, also known as airbags, that deploy in a collision. One of the things you have to do when altering the electrical gear in a vehicle with this equipment, is make sure the battery is unhooked. He didn't bother, and proceeded to hammer away at the console containing the airbag control module. Not surprisingly, the module responded to the hammer blows as if it were an impact from an accident, and deployed the airbags. If he had been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him before making that costly mistake...
Overhead this at a party: guests who were being introduced to this guy said he and his sister were twins..so one of the guests asked: Are you two identical?..and here's your sign!
I Love Mustard.
(This is a true story. If you have children you will probably relate to this young father.)
As ham sandwiches go, it was perfection: a thick slab of ham on a fresh bun with crisp lettuce and plenty of expensive, light brown, gourmet mustard. The corners of my jaw aching in anticipation, I carried it to the table in our backyard, picked it up with both hands
but was stopped by my wife suddenly at my side.
'Here, hold Johnny (our three-month-old son) while I get my sandwich,' she said.
I had him balanced between my left elbow and shoulder and was reaching again for the ham sandwich when I noticed a streak of mustard on my fingers.
I love mustard.
I had no napkin.
I licked it off.
It was not mustard.
No man ever put a baby down faster. It was the first and only time I have sprinted with my tongue protruding. With a washcloth in each hand, I did the sort of routine shoeshine boys do: only I did it on my tongue.
Later, after she stopped crying from laughing so hard, my wife said:
'Now you know why they call that fancy mustard Poupon. Heeeeeeer's your sign!'
Man observing a large group of women and Airstreams at a Rivette We Can Tow It Rally, "Are you ladies alone?"
__________________ CJ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.-Eleanor Roosevelt It is never too late to be who you might have been.-George Eliot
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What a fun thread! 
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Steph in MI Air# 6996-
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Sorry brother, Hear's Your Sign.
Spend it wisely! 
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