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10-16-2008, 08:16 PM
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"Cloudsplitter"
2003 25' Classic
Houstatlantavegas
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...when your Dear Wife wants to go to Home Depot to get a couple of those portable bathtubs for the Airstream thats she's seen on TV.
Seems the Banana ain't as Frantic as it used to be...
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I’m done with ‘adulting’…Let’s go find Bigfoot.
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10-17-2008, 02:45 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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...When being alone does not necessarily mean you have no one to talk to.
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10-17-2008, 09:29 PM
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Moderator Emeritus
1964 26' Overlander
1978 Argosy Minuet 6.0 Metre
Anna
, Illinois
Join Date: Sep 2002
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getting older when...
Getting older when . . . .Your current new car is being sold as the "retro" version of your first new car.
Kevin
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WBCCI (Lifetime Member)/VAC #7864
AIR #827
1964 Overlander International
1978 Argosy Minuet 6.0 Metre
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10-18-2008, 10:05 AM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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...when you remember Bill Cosby as a "Cutting Edge" Comic.
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10-18-2008, 04:07 PM
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Rivet Master
Moncton
, New Brunswick Canada
Join Date: Jul 2006
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When you remember the "Hippy Dippy Weatherman"
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10-18-2008, 04:16 PM
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"Cloudsplitter"
2003 25' Classic
Houstatlantavegas
, Malebolgia
Join Date: Jun 2007
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Quote:
Originally Posted by love vintage
When you remember the "Hippy Dippy Weatherman"
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I do.
R.I.P.
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10-18-2008, 04:49 PM
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Rivet Master
Moncton
, New Brunswick Canada
Join Date: Jul 2006
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When you remember "Laugh-In" and your memories, make you laugh.
Gotta love it!
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10-18-2008, 04:57 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Quote:
Originally Posted by love vintage
When you remember "Laugh-In" and your memories, make you laugh.
Gotta love it!
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"Look THAT up in your Funk & Wagnalls"
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10-18-2008, 05:07 PM
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Rivet Master
1964 22' Safari
Elyria
, Ohio
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Getting Older When...
When you bend over to pick something up. You look around to see if there is anything else that you can grab while you're down there.
Or when you are checking the yard before you cut the grass, you kick things closer together so you only have to bend over once.
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10-18-2008, 05:55 PM
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Rivet Master
Currently Looking...
Pittsfield
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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When 70 looks young!
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2003 GMC 3500 D/A, CC, LB, 4x4 and 2000 Airstream Excella 30. WBCCI 7074
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10-19-2008, 08:36 AM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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Age by WAL*MART
You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dirt or paint. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit - shorts with the hole in crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Wal-Mart to get something to help complete the job.
Depending on your age you might do the following:
In your 20's:
Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favorite cologne because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. You went to school with the pretty girl running the register.
In your 30's:
Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a shot of your favorite cologne to cover the smell. The cute girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to school with.
In your 40's:
Stop what you are doing. Put a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute Cologne is almost empty so you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to Wal-Mart. Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing. The spicy young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you feel weird thinking she is spicy.
In your 50's:
Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on, wipe the dirt off your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dirt in your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat. The cutie running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from Buddy's Bait & Beer Bar and it says, "I Got Worms."
In your 60's:
Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose the dog **** off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole in you pants. The girl running the register may be cute, but you don't have your glasses on so you are not sure.
In your 70's:
Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Wal-Mart until they have your prescriptions ready, too. Don't even notice the dog **** on your shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at you because you remind her of her grandfather.
In your 80's:
Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you remember you needed to go to Wal-Mart. Go to Wal-Mart and wander around trying to think what it is you are looking for. Fart out loud and you think someone called out your name.. You went to school with the mother of the nice older lady who greeted you at the front door.
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10-19-2008, 04:13 PM
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Rivet Master
Moncton
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Join Date: Jul 2006
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Need to take "bi-focals" off, to read. Then require magnifying glass to read small print.
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10-19-2008, 06:42 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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getting older when...
...you walk down the street or in the mall, and many of the young people look like escapees from a side show.
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10-19-2008, 07:03 PM
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4 Rivet Member
Graham
, North Carolina
Join Date: Mar 2006
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You know that you're getting old when you best "moves" are followed by a flush
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10-19-2008, 07:21 PM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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getting older when...
...the first ingredient in your morning coffee cup is Benefiber.
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10-19-2008, 08:48 PM
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Rivet Master
1976 Argosy 24
Joplin
, Missouri
Join Date: Mar 2008
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getting older when you can personally relate to all the getting older jokes.......
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10-20-2008, 07:25 AM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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getting older when...
...ah...
...well...
...um...
...what was I doing?
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10-20-2008, 07:25 PM
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Site Team
1974 31' Sovereign
Ottawa
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Join Date: May 2008
Posts: 11,219
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...when you're the only one in the house that will watch a black and white movie.
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10-21-2008, 08:59 AM
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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getting older when...
...Most of your favorite movie actors are dead
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10-21-2008, 09:05 AM
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#40
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Rivet Master
Airstream - Other
2016 Interstate Grand Tour Ext
Bosque Farms
, New Mexico
Join Date: Jan 2004
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when that little "change zoom level" bot at the bottom right of IE7 actually gets used.
Lynn
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