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07-22-2008, 06:15 PM
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#161
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Rivet Master
1964 22' Safari
SACRAMENTO
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moonies that shine like..
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07-22-2008, 06:22 PM
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#162
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Rivet Master
1976 Argosy 24
Joplin
, Missouri
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your eyes reflected in the side of my.......
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07-22-2008, 07:29 PM
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#163
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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...mirror-polished '54 Bambi?" No sooner were those words cast out of the mouth, then...
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07-22-2008, 08:54 PM
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#164
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1985 27' Sovereign
Defiance
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oxidation happened! Now I must...
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07-22-2008, 10:22 PM
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#165
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Rivet Master
1976 Argosy 24
Joplin
, Missouri
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spend the weekend polishing once again, and give up the romantic weekend I had planned---but wait! Someone has stolen my can of polish! Who? Could it be................
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07-23-2008, 07:16 AM
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#166
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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...the neighbor's dog? Yesterday he polished off my newspaper, now maybe he needed a refill. Just as I was about to confront the pooch's owner, a strange sound pierced the tranquility of the suburb. It was a low flying...
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07-23-2008, 08:36 AM
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#167
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1964 22' Safari
SACRAMENTO
, California
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squirrel who decided to...
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07-23-2008, 12:40 PM
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#168
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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...dive-bomb the dog. In the process, he took a header right into the side of the Bambi which he haden't noticed likely due to its high polish. I ran out to find the squirrel and the dog engaged....
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07-23-2008, 03:30 PM
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#169
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2 Rivet Member
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Williamsburg
, Virginia
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in a polishing throwdown. By the time the dog got the polish open, the squirrel was...
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07-25-2008, 08:55 AM
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#170
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1985 27' Sovereign
Defiance
, Ohio
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wandering through the woods, still suffering a concussion from the collision with the AS, hunting nuts for.....
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07-25-2008, 09:58 AM
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#171
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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...the spare on the AS, which as chance would decide, had just that moment begun to...
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07-25-2008, 11:25 AM
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#172
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1985 27' Sovereign
Defiance
, Ohio
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Posts: 3,254
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lose the tread from the questionable, street side, rear tire. Manufactured by...
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07-25-2008, 11:39 AM
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#173
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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...that outfit that EVERYONE b--ches about, then buys anyway. So this tire loses its
integrity in a very sudden way. The explosion resounds down the street causing the fellow gassing his mower to...
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07-25-2008, 11:51 AM
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#174
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1985 27' Sovereign
Defiance
, Ohio
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suffer a fecal/underwear interface, immediately bringing about....
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07-25-2008, 12:13 PM
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#175
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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...his dropping the cigar formerly clenched in his teeth. The cigar, in s l o w m o t i o n fell to the street just as the gas can...
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07-25-2008, 01:39 PM
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#176
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1976 Argosy 24
Joplin
, Missouri
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tipped and tumbled, clunkety clunk down the slope, right into the path of...........
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07-25-2008, 02:18 PM
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#177
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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...Fat Louie & Co. who had just restblished themselves in the AirStream funeral coach. Seeing the spilling gas can rolling toward them, Fat Louie exclaimed, "....
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07-25-2008, 02:37 PM
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#178
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Rivet Master
1985 27' Sovereign
Defiance
, Ohio
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this cannot be good.....
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07-26-2008, 08:51 AM
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#179
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Rivet Master
1985 27' Sovereign
Defiance
, Ohio
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As the tumbling, flaming gas can neared AS Funeral Coach, Fat Louie cranked an evasive hard left. Unfortunately, he had turned directly into the path of a speeding....
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07-26-2008, 05:21 PM
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#180
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Rivet Master
BRADENTON, On The Picturesque and Sunny West Coast of Florida,
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...street person, who was SO HIGH on said speed, that he didn't even realize that he had suddenly become...
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