nearby dumpster. Later, while contemplating his navel and the odd twists his chosen lifestyle had recently taken, he heard the sound of a large diesel engine. As the dumpster started to move..... (n2, it's 38 special or .357 magnum)
..., accelerating down the street. By an odd twist of fate the likes of which we would never soon see again in this thread, the dumpster had hooked onto the rear bumper of the Airstream Funeral Coach by the strapping attached to one of several hundered discarded bundles of Blue Beret Magazines, Special Bozeman "Look At Us In Our Formal Attire" Edition. As the dumpster continued to accelerate ever faster and faster, the noise inside...
(LJH, Fat Louie had the 38 Magnum, chrome, made special.)
became so loud that our entrapped hero was reminded of the applause at the end of the last Lime Hollow Boys concert he had attended. In celebration of that long ago memory, he pulled out his trusty Bic and lit it. This caused the methane gas from rotted garbage in the dumpster to explode, launching the...
Chevy S-10 pickup, pulling a 45 foot long 5th wheel S.O.B. Thanks to Fat Louie's cat like reflexes and the S.O.B.'s pathetic attempt at braking, they miraculously missed each other. The S.O.B. behind the wheel of the S-10 turned to his passenger and said "Those *#x& Airstreamers are always...
to this point in her life. She begins to flashback, first birth and trying to cry with that silver spoon in the way. She remembers going to Brownies with her custom designed uniform and beanie with special tailoring and bling. High school for her was...
__________________ CJ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.-Eleanor Roosevelt It is never too late to be who you might have been.-George Eliot
...one long blur of boyfriends, shopping, seducing teachers, recreational drugs, shopping some more, more boyfriends, some other teachers, a lot more recreational drugs, and a thousand midnight trips to the...
fridge and then the purge. She recalled the doctor her family sent her to. But wait, suddenly she was startled from completing her flashback, what was that now? In all the commotion Fat Louie had
__________________ CJ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.-Eleanor Roosevelt It is never too late to be who you might have been.-George Eliot
..........HOW THEY COULD PUT AN END TO THIS RIDICULOUS LONG NONSENSICAL STORY THAT GOES ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & ON & on & on & on & on ----- and so they all camped happily ever after.
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"Fellas," said Fat Louie, "We's got a prollem whit dis Mainstream guy. Seems like he wants to cut us off an' get in on d' action. Well boys, who is gonna help me to solve dis little prollem?"
Having overheard every word of the conversation from the roomy lavatory of the Airstream, Paris emerged wiping her hands on the front of her blouse.
"I think I could offer a suggestion," she interjected. "How about we give this Mainstrem character the 'thump' treatment"?
"I do not tink I know wat it is dis 'thump treatment' of which you mention," Stated Louie.
Paris continued,"We give Mainstream's name and address to every door-to-door religious group and watch the fun begin!"
"I love it!" shouted Fat Louie, "But first let us...
realize that ole Mainstream has on occasion been known to play practial jokes and have a lot of fun just sittin back and watchin everybody go bolistic thinkin that he had the power to have the last word . Which he knows that that just ain't possiable so he then
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