nearby dumpster. Later, while contemplating his navel and the odd twists his chosen lifestyle had recently taken, he heard the sound of a large diesel engine. As the dumpster started to move..... (n2, it's 38 special or .357 magnum)
..., accelerating down the street. By an odd twist of fate the likes of which we would never soon see again in this thread, the dumpster had hooked onto the rear bumper of the Airstream Funeral Coach by the strapping attached to one of several hundered discarded bundles of Blue Beret Magazines, Special Bozeman "Look At Us In Our Formal Attire" Edition. As the dumpster continued to accelerate ever faster and faster, the noise inside...
(LJH, Fat Louie had the 38 Magnum, chrome, made special.)
became so loud that our entrapped hero was reminded of the applause at the end of the last Lime Hollow Boys concert he had attended. In celebration of that long ago memory, he pulled out his trusty Bic and lit it. This caused the methane gas from rotted garbage in the dumpster to explode, launching the...
Chevy S-10 pickup, pulling a 45 foot long 5th wheel S.O.B. Thanks to Fat Louie's cat like reflexes and the S.O.B.'s pathetic attempt at braking, they miraculously missed each other. The S.O.B. behind the wheel of the S-10 turned to his passenger and said "Those *#x& Airstreamers are always...
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