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Old 12-15-2008, 03:12 PM   #15
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WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?

'WHERE is my SUNDAY paper?' The irate customer calling the newspaper officeloudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.

'Ma'am,' said the newspaper employee, 'today is Saturday. The Sunday paperis not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday.'

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by aray of recognition. as she was heard to mutter, 'Well, HECK... so that's why no one was at church this morning.'
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Old 12-15-2008, 03:28 PM   #16
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Old age is like being high and going through withdrawal at the same time.
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Old 12-15-2008, 03:37 PM   #17
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Just finished reading all of the above and am still laughing hard. These are great!!! A few years ago I'd have no idea what that serpent is coiled around, now I use two of them, one light colored for A/M and dark one for P/M.
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Old 12-16-2008, 05:14 PM   #18
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As we all get a little older....

We realize we're all just sliding down the razorblade of life.
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Old 05-29-2009, 07:37 PM   #19
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As we all get a little older....

The doctors tell us to slow down and take better care of ourselves.
But, since there are more old drunks than old doctors, may I suggest we have another round?
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I was bathing Granny Zimerman who lived to be 102. She looked down at her chest ands gigled, "Oops, my upstairs fell downstairs."
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As We All Get A Little Older...

We go to the Casino ONLY on Senior Days, and QUIT as soon as the free $5.00 card is played out.
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