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Old 06-13-2008, 05:40 PM   #1
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Alumericks - Limericks On The Go

Here's an opportunity for all you poets among us.

Compose and post a LIMERICK about AIRSTREAMS, Travel, Camping, This Forum, or any other area you might guess interesting to folks on the forum.
Please keep it mostly clean, and stay within the limerick rhythm and rhyme pattern.

Here's one for a starter:

A friendly young fellow named Chuck
Pulled an Airstream around with his truck
He partied his pals
And romanced the gals
And with rent he never got stuck

Have Fun!
John / N2XBW
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Old 06-13-2008, 06:01 PM   #2
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Then there was this other young fella
Who bought himself an Excella
He traveled the nation
Without hesitation
And was bagged by a dame name of Stella
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Old 06-13-2008, 06:13 PM   #3
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The campground was down by a lake
And it may have been a mistake
To back into the site
In the dim evening light
If he'd only remembered the brake!
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Old 06-14-2008, 08:38 AM   #4
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Those are some good ones, John. Here's one of mine.


An old sailer was bound to the shore
His nautical days were before
He found a Landyacht and traveled
And as the miles unraveled
He was lost in the voyage once more
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Old 06-14-2008, 09:04 AM   #5
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The driver manuvered with ease
And hauled out his rig mid the trees
But one task he neglected
and thus badly deflected
The antenna that fed his TV's
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Old 06-14-2008, 09:13 AM   #6
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there once was a thread with air limericks...
it grew to 4 threads on the same subjinks...
the posters it seems,
never searched for the reams,
of others with like-minded air hijinks

http://www.airforums.com/forums/f161...cks-25247.html

http://www.airforums.com/forums/f161...nge-30107.html

http://www.airforums.com/forums/f161...igns-4866.html

http://www.airforums.com/forums/f161...lly-30366.html

(which aren't in the funngames section so EVERYONE SEES them...

for now.

cheers
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Old 06-14-2008, 10:52 AM   #7
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There once was a man name of Aage
Whose favourite food was a Hoagie
When out of the woods
Jumped a couple of hoods
Who robbed him while smoking a stogie.
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Old 06-14-2008, 01:20 PM   #8
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A fellow whose morals were spotty
Invited a young miss named Dotty
For sit on his gaucho
Which she called the couch-o...
This last verse you'd expect to be naughty
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And let's not forget the First...Second...Third...(???)Annual Haiku Contest...Who can post a link to that gem? ~G And just to bring it up to date...

Gas wars, the '50's:
30 cents, 20, 19~
Now those were the days!
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There was an old lad from Nantucket
Who towed an aluminum bucket
He thought he would try
W-B-C-C-I
But last minute decided, Oh .... here's my dues!

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There was an Airstream from Madras
Whose axles were made of pure brass.
In stormy weather
They would clash together
And sparks would fly out if its... ask me later...
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A pompous old gal on the forum
Insisted on rules and decorum
'Till one night at a rally
She had a quick dally
Now she drinks with the boys, and shouts "pour 'em!"
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We recently found an old Stream'
Whose likeness had come in a dream
We polished and cleaned
Finding ways to make it gleam
Then camped on the Rio San Joaquin.
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Seduced by the shine and the shape
Of an Airstream he saw at the cape
He bought one so swank
That it emptied his bank
While his wallet lay there and cried "rape!"
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