Alumericks - Limericks On The Go

[N2XBW]

As I recline in my chair the TV
Tells me what the next weather will be
More snow's on the way
And the cold's here to stay
And the motorhome beckons to me

[N2XBW]

The year is now two thousand nine
And as I sit and recline
The fire burns bright
And I feel alright
So I'd say all-in-all things are fine.

[N2XBW]

There was an old maid name of Pringle;
Who grew tired of her life as a single.
She figured she'd have fun,
In a camper aluminum;
Now the men her telephone jingle.

[Whizzo]

The blackwater tank was too tiny,
Quite unknown to the used Airstream signee;
Thus the flow from the drain
Was like torrential rain,
But at least the exterior stayed shiny...

[N2XBW]

A crafty young lad, Bill LaMoil
Built an Airstream entirely of foil
It was so very light
It moved in a slight
Breeze and its wheels left the soil

[Whizzo]

An Airsteamer yelled as he stopped
at a truck full of rivets that dropped
"Quickly save them, be bold,
these bits are like gold!
Be they bucked, domed, or dremeled or popped!"

[N2XBW]

The Airstreamer mentioned above
Said to his dear wife, "Now Love..
Don't get hit on the road,
While you retrieve the whole load
I'll supervise." And he gave her a shove.

[N2XBW]

A rivit is much like a lady
-And I don't imply anything shady
But they'll keep things together
Through hell and bad weather
And keep you snug in arcady

[Whizzo]

The 'Streamer pulled in at dark
to the clothing optional park
And early the next morning
with absolutely no warning
his libido got quite a big spark

[N2XBW]

At the nudist park spaces were level
And the brave Airstreamer named Nevel
To this Earthly den of Satin
Brought his great anticipation
And sure 'nough, up poped a lil' devil

[N2XBW]

Blue Collar Comedy on Sirius
Had the driver and spouse so delirious
That the rig left the road
Along with their toad
Luckily the injuries weren't serious

[Whizzo]

An Airstream buyer, named Mike,
Couldn't find a tow vehicle to like
Whether diesel or gas
They all had too much mass
So he pulled his new coach with a bike.

[N2XBW]

There was a old cowboy from Texas
Who gave the slip to his Ex-es
He bought an Airstream
Now he's living his dream
Only worried 'bout death and taxes

[Whizzo]

John - How is it, that with all the brilliant, colorful and talented folks in the is forum, we're currently the only two original poets posting here?

Curious John W

[N2XBW]

The knack for limerick writing
May not seem too inviting
To the vast population
Who think copulation
Is ever so much more exciting

[Whizzo]

LOL. Bravo.

I've no retort to match
Your superb latest rhyming batch
So I'll agree with the assertion
That sexual exertion
Is a far better theory, 'natch

[N2XBW]

I try to resist the temptation
To write a five line dissertation
To keen the sharp phrase
Yet, no eyebrow to raise
With a naughty Airstream implication

[Whizzo]

While backing the rig, he'd suppose
the young 'Streamer would sight off his nose
He'd turn wild, then he'd swear
the choicest words anywhere,
And fellow campers gotta kick 'outta those

[N2XBW]

The new SOB cost a bundle
And it lurched as along it did trundle
The owner saw an AIRSTREAM
And let out a sad SCREAM
In sure knowledge his money he'd fumbled

[Whizzo]

A wannabe Streamer, called Mitch
Scoured threads ‘bout an expensive hitch
For top notch anti-sway,
And weight distro he’d pay
Cause a plain old ball’s just a ….