Alumericks - Limericks On The Go

[N2XBW]

Aluminitus has got me so hard
I've twenty Airstreams in my yard
And each one is shined
Like a baby's behind
And for hailstorms I'm always on guard

[N2XBW]

A couple camped out at Lake Sunapee
And one morning beheld what you'd hate to see
Flung the door in a flash
And made a three-cornered gash
In their lowered-for-nightime new canopy

[Whizzo]

An SOB owner named Rose
While attaching her freshwater hose
Yelled across to a 'Streamer
"Yer' trailer's a gleamer...
Didn't know they were still making those."

[N2XBW]

Excellent, Whizzo, Excellent!

[N2XBW]

A crazy young fellow, Muldoon
Thought he'd fly his Airstream to the moon
He started his flight
On a steep hill one night
And awoke in a hospital room

[Whizzo]

Bravo - May I please continue your delightful theme...

A young engineer name of Whitten
saw some NASA Airstreams, so it's written
He asked the bookworms
Were these used for Moon germs?
Or did the astronauts just use 'em for 'sittin?

[N2XBW]

At the National Aircraft Museum
There's a shiny old NASA Airstre-am
An answer was sought,
Did the crew use the pot;
Or just stay in their spacesuits and pee 'em?

[Whizzo]

LOL <trying not to pee me' self>

[N2XBW]

The Labor Day Weekend is here
with campouts, and bonfires, and beer
We had such fun all summer
But now what a bummer
That winter's wrath soon will appear

[N2XBW]

The Woodpile's stacked high and neat
The chimney's cleaned, ready for heat
The leaves are just turning
And in my heart comes a yearning
To walk tropic beaches bare feet

[Whizzo]

While your New York leaves are a 'turnin
The Texas Sun's still just a 'burnin
We'll await the cool breezes
While your poor valley freezes
And the waves on the beaches keep a 'churnin

[N2XBW]

At midnight the haunted Airstream
Went speeding along at full steam
At the wheel was a ghoul
And in the back some poor fool
With white tux, blue beret, and loud scream

[Whizzo]

The Globetrotter I dared not enter
On sage advice from my mentor
It was rocking and swaying
Better off we're just staying
With a lady from ol' Jackson Center

[N2XBW]

Posessed By the Spirits of Doom
He turned his Airstream into a tomb
With marble linoleum
Quite like a mau-so-le-um
And stone slabs in the former bedroom

[Anyone sensing a pre-Halloween theme here?]

[N2XBW]

The newspapers all stated today
St. Nick has dispensed with his sleigh
And henceforth will his flights
Through the cold winters' nights
Be with Airstream pulled by Chevrolet

[Mexray]

Another Lame-rick

When attaching the hitch by the chains
The bruised knuckles and swearing was a pain
While directing the ball toward the coupler
My dear wife with aplumb was a flutter
And the tow vehicle couldn't handle the strain.

[N2XBW]

Don't back up too wide or too fast
Be careful to give enough gas
Now line up the ball...
Oh, &%*# it all!
A trailer's a pain in the @$$

[Whizzo]

The Thanksgiving guest, my own kin
Was puzzled by the huge piece of tin:
“It’s a giant roast bird?”
“No, don’t be absurd…
‘tis an Airstream that’s under that skin!”


Happy Holidays

[N2XBW]

Now I'm not too often a boaster,
But my turkey's so large that a roaster,
Would never have fit;
Nor a Bar-b-que pit,
So I heated the Airstream to toast 'er!

[Whizzo]

Bravo!