Favorite Airstream / Camping Quote

[FCloud9]

Take me where I long to be
in my Airstream Flying Cloud!

[FCloud9]

We don't know where
we are going
but we're on our way!

[grayling]

Your comfort zone is a beautiful place, but nothing ever grows there.

[3 Dog Nite]

This is how I spent my children's inheritance.

[07007]

I hope everyone enjoys this.

An old man goes into the hospital for exploratory surgery. Time passes... and he come out of the surgery on a Gurney with an oxygen mask on and is brought into the ICU unit where a candy striper comes in and begins to wash the iodine and other disinfectants off his torso. As she is doing this the groggy old man asks thru his oxygen mask:
"Are my testicles black?"
The young candy striper replies "I’m sorry sir but I’ve been on the job a week and the first thing they told me was you must stay above the waste."
The old man becomes very agitated and begins yelling at her "Are my testicles black?"
The candy stripper is now getting very nervous and not knowing his condition lifts up his gown and member and examines him.

She looks him straight in the eyes, smiles, and say "You know your are really fine!"
With that the old man takes of his oxygen mask and says:
"That is really kind of you so say...BUT ARE MY TEST RESULTS BACK?

[cwf]

"I think I can fix that..."

[cwf]

They are no longer Birthdays...


Now they are 'maintenance intervals'....

[Tomy]

"Not all those who wander are lost" - Tolkien