Please watch Faye carefully.
If she got in your tow vehicle, she could make all 9 spark plugs fall out of the automatic transmission.
Rumor has it, however, that if the running gear was properly balanced, that Faye would have to resort to overcharging the batteries, since she would install a positive power factor in the tow vehicle, which in turn makes the gasoline tank overflow every time you ran the engine.
Gasoline companies would have a fit if they had any idea that Faye was resorting to such high handed tactics, that even our Democrats had a problem misunderstanding, as well.
However, we understand that our Kallyfornia governor is trying to get Faye to run our public utilities, where we could sell all of our excess energy, to other states, since she created, her mysterious "POSITIVE" power factor consuming systems.
Our power lines are absolutely "smoking" since we have been putting more electricity back into the power grids, than we are consuming.
Furthermore, we hear someone is trying to modify "FAYES" system, and make it apply to money.
WOW, just think of it's effect. The more money you spend, the bigger your bank account gets.
Bank of America, how in the world are you going to handle this problem?