Sure, I'm game to hassle you!
Comment #1: Haven't you watched Antiques Roadshow? You lose value when you polish away the patina!
Comment #2: How are you going to deal with the dullness when you get road dust on it?
Comment #3: Keep that polisher ready, the beast will never stay tamed!
Comment #4: Darn it all, I see a mark here! No, here! Also, over here!
Comment #5: Wax on, wax off. So, you really like karate?
Comment #6: Do you do windows?
Comment #7: Did you say Northern Shine?
Comment #8: What about the belly pan?
Comment #9: It was so much prettier when you had those cool swirly marks.
Any other takers???