We need a hotline
I've decided we need a hotline.....
Not for technical advice, but just a hotline with people who have already completed their renovations to talk you off the cliff.
Maybe do a little cheerleading, something like,
"You got this, 5,000 rivets down, only 5,000 to go! Piece of cake!Listen sister, if Rosie the Riveter can make it through WWII, you can make it through the weekend!"
Or someone to psyche you up, and calm your fears
"Okay, yes, there's mouse poop, but the likelyhood of there being an actual live mouse is approximately 2,874 to 1. No really, it's a known airstream statistic. I swear. Now put on that hazmat suit and pull that insulation!"
Maybe emergency whiskey delivery.
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