LOL, you crack me up Paula.

I am waiting to see how your test of the heater in the shower goes, our heater seems as if it might be too intense for the walls for any length of time, but not sure if we turned it down just how low it will heat.
I saw a towel warmer here.
Warmrails Towel Warmer - Wonderbar Towel & Drying Rack (wxw/wxc)
Wonderbar Towel & Drying Rack Features: - Portable - No assembly required
- Hanging all purpose Warmer and Dryer Rack
- Hangs on existing towel bar. Instructions included
- Plugs into standard electrical outlet
- Assembled dimensions - 18.5” w x 26.5” h x 1.75” d
- 7’ power cord, entry on left or right side
- Filatherm dry element, 45 watt rating, 120v AC
- UL and CUL Listed
- Chrome or White finishes
On average, Warmrail uses between 35 – 150 watts of electricity (compared to dryers that on average use 4,900 watts). You can really save on unnecessary laundry loads by keeping your towels dry and fresh between uses. Use your Warmrail instead of the clothes dryer and make some real energy savings
Keeps Towels Dry and Fresh Your Warmrail is designed to run safely and efficiently 24 hours a day. After using your towel, fold it to double thickness* and hang it over the Warmrail. The next time you reach for your towel it will be dry and warm. Even in the humid summer months the Warmrail will keeps your towels dry and stop them from smelling musty.
Control Bathroom Damp and Mildew Warmrails aren't designed to heat rooms, but they do help to reduce dampness in poorly ventilated bathrooms. This is great news for rooms that suffer from mold and mildew growth. For this same reason, boat owners find that Warmrails are invaluable in drying out humid, damp sea air from boat cabins.
I would like dry undies, always a plus, LOL. And socks and washclothes and towels drying faster would be some more good things.