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JDS · 02-13-2013, 04:59 PM

Dear FaN,

I can't help but notice that your very imaginative and compelling invitation to the Rally for the Embittered fails to include directions! I'm sure this is just an oversight. [LOVE the visual of the hanging Cupids!]

Best wishes,

John S.

masseyfarm · 02-13-2013, 05:18 PM

Sorry FLY I am heavenly booked for tomorrow.

Thats too bad 'cause I really like those Whine and Cheese events.

Would next years event not be better called a 'REBOUND RALLY'?

Happy Valentines
Dave

"Whine" and Cheese Meet and Cry Party
The winner will receive gas money for the second annual Valentine's Day Airstream Rally for the Embittered.
See you there -- I mean here![/QUOTE]

MrUKToad · 02-13-2013, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly at Night

Presenting the first annual Valentine's Day Rally for the Embittered.

Wonderful! As I've been described by my Ex as being an "Emotional Cripple" I'll fit right in. Now all I need is the TARDIS to get me to BC in less than 12 hours....

dirigible25 · 02-14-2013, 01:02 PM

I couldn't pump the pepto colored RV fluid out of my water lines fast enough to make the drive from Washington state in time to make it to your event. I guess I will have to live vicarously through the next posts in the series of your Thread. Happy V-day anyway.

Fly at Night · 02-14-2013, 05:10 PM

....if "love is blind," why are lingerie sales up 45% today?

Carlita · 02-14-2013, 05:50 PM

....if "love is blind," why are lingerie sales up 45% today?

OMGosh!!! FLY you are just hilarious!!!! I remember reading your thread when you started it but haven't been able to really sit and enjoy until today. What a hoot!! You could totally be a columist for a newspaper or magazine. But of course, you are a columist...for the forums!!! Yay for us!!

I too am a single gal, out fultiming and having fun!! So keep up the creative and hilarious monologue for all of us "comedically challenged" but laughter starved!!!!! (namely me).

~Cari~

masseyfarm · 02-14-2013, 06:10 PM

I just did a driveby to see how that first annual Valentine's Day Rally for the Embittered was going. WOW!
There was no room to even park close to the food bar for the Whine and Cheese.

I didn't dare go in there with my 'white box motorhome'. I figured they had enough to whine about.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the road in there was still like this at 3PM. Everyone trying to get to the starlight barn dance?

Dave

(images thanks to Google)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly at Night

Unloved? Recently dumped? Stood up by a jerk? Can't get him to pose the question? Or maybe you just hate the love day, period.

Presenting the first annual Valentine's Day Rally for the Embittered.

Date: February 14, 2013. (I know, I know, it doesn't give you much time, but the gas pedal is a good outlet for that repressed rage. You'll make it!)

Place: The FaN driveway (behind the barn). You've heard all about it. Now you can live the experience too - but watch where you step.

Dress: Who cares? Look your worse. You've given up on relationships, so wear those black polyester "fat pants," then spend the next two months filling them out.

Schedule of Events:

"Whine" and Cheese Meet and Cry Party

Airstream Open House: A creative challenge - decorate your Airstream to suit the mood. Here are some decorating tips that will be appreciated by all:
- dangle cupids with little nooses around their necks from the ceiling
- black hearts look great on the Airstream skin
- lotsa dead flowers in and around your Airstream
- and never ever pair-up those plastic-flamingo icons. One sad-looking solo flamingo only!

The Ever-Popular Airstream Potluck:
Please bring....
- jerk chicken
- cocktail bitters
- frozen T.V. dinners to go with the cold, cold hearts
- chicken wings (to chomp out the frustration of wasting all that time with those non-committal types) over-salted, of course, to rub more salt into the wound
- sour cherry pie
- heart-shaped cookies (broken into pieces)

Pinata Smash: (shaped like a cupid) to beat the crap out of followed by an essay contest, "Hitched Forever - Why I Will Never Love Anything but My Airstream Again."
The winner will receive gas money for the second annual Valentine's Day Airstream Rally for the Embittered.

See you there -- I mean here!

Carlita · 02-14-2013, 06:27 PM

I just did a driveby to see how that first annual Valentine's Day Rally for the Embittered was going. WOW!
Dave

Too cute Dave!!! Love the sea of Airstreams!!!

Fly at Night · 02-15-2013, 01:48 PM

massey's got that one right. Haven't you heard that the camera never lies??

We had to turn thousands away. Many even showed up without a trailer.

We've decided to extend the invitation to all those embittered souls - trailerites or not.

So, B.C. Place Stadium has been booked for next year.

Look at all the empty seats in the nosebleed section. We'll fill 'em!!!
I can hardly wait!

Fly at Night · 02-15-2013, 01:52 PM

p.s....Carlita, thanks, but now you've done it - inspired me to dig deeper into this warped mind.

"The Breakfast Show" is nothing. Wait 'til you get a taste of what I can plate for lunch and dinner!

Carlita · 02-22-2013, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Fly at Night

p.s....Carlita, thanks, but now you've done it - inspired me to dig deeper into this warped mind.

"The Breakfast Show" is nothing. Wait 'til you get a taste of what I can plate for lunch and dinner!

Too cute!!! We're all hungry, bring it on!