Mama said that I need not be smart.
She said that I just need to know who IS smart.
A NASA Rocket Scientist, who also is a robotics specialist, and a computer programer, did a study on how to make the best coffee, using a stove top percolator. Results showed that the percolator should " bubble " about every 1.52 seconds, until the yield was opaque.
In a taste test, and time efficiency trial...it was unanimously agreed upon to abandon the consumption of coffee altogether…and just make Bloody Marys.
Later in a follow up study, it was determined that there was hardly any truth to the rumor that I was a jacka$$. So there you have it.