while you're making up your mind, go to a sign shop and have them make a vinyl stick on sign for you. Examples:
- don't tread on me
- if the trailer's rocking, don't come knocking
- Martha Stewart does NOT live here
- No shoes inside please
- Or a map outline of W.Virginia (or the state of your choice) "Almost Heaven"
- a map outline of the state of your choice "It ain't the end of the world, but you can see it from here"
Have fun with it, it won't be your last.