Wow, this has certainly been educational. My head is swimming. I did pick up some points, tho.
I have way too many toys, and not nearly enough money.
I'm still buying toys as tho they are some sort of sexual gratification.
I have toys that I do not use/play with often, so they should go.
My mother dressed me funny as a kid, and my wife still buys me funny clothes.
I was quite happy with my situation until I started reading this thread.
It's OK, I don't have much time left on this world, and "He who dies with the most toys wins". I've got to get busy.