TINCRUMPETS 2nd JOURNEY

[TinCrumpet]

Originally Posted by Carlita

Hey Lili. Thank you for your kind words. You are truly sweet. I totally understand your answer to my question on the beret. I will just have to be creative and sneaky and pay you in another way, when you least expect it. Yes, there is a dark side to me!! BTW, I started salivating when I read your custard eating episode. That sounds soooooo delicious right now!! Excuse me while I run to the store....
Hugs, Cari

Oh cobblers!!!!! What a cute phrase! I'm going to try it on for size and see if my family thinks I'm going loony.

BTW, what is a lorry?

First things first ..whats BTW ? Just kidding.I know your calling me Barmy Tubby Woman..I don't mind..i'm not easily offended..
My custard is still in the car..open..propped up..I forgot about it ..
Hx1 has taken it [my car not the custard although the custard is in the car so he'd taken that also] to the Airstream..If he discovers the custard he'll go NUTS ..he's tidy bordering on stupid..I mean..when we switch cars..and I get mine back..every thing is either dumped or hidden..He also goes barmy about lack of fuel..I drive round with one Blob of petrol in the tank..I call it a Blob as the icon on the dash looks a like a Blob of sorts..sometimes or more often than not i'm on minus Blob..i.e. a teaspoonful..

If he puts his hand in the tiny string like side pocket when he's driving..his fingers will sink into it ..he'll have no choice but to lick it off ..theres all sorts of junk in there..but no wipes to speak of..He discovered a Bra under the seat last month..dragged it out.."what the heck ..what am I going to find next !" ..didn't know then but i know now..An open pint box of Custard..I can explain..One day..rushing down the path for work I grabbed my Bra which had fallen off the washing line..no time to go back into the cottage ..stuffed in bag..not wise having undies sticking out my carrier at work..so..crammed it under the seat..Even before that its always been Hans' well worn joke..Especially in the Airstream.."Ive found yer Bra!" then he wiggles it around..not what your thinking..I mean my Bra! ..I'm forever losing em..I have a total of 3 ..purchased from The huge place errrr..can't remember.. in the States..they're a cosy snuggly fit..canon ball size ..but they keep disappearing..
10 years ago..I was sort of in the fashion industry. .visit from a
buyer from main Catalogue to inspect our wares..To show her the clasp of a 44 DD [which I'm not} ..hooked it round my wast..
Finished work..back home..told Hans I was off out shopping..browsing in up market store..Tippity tap on the shoulder.."Excuse me madam..did you know...."
Humongous Bra ..[cups at the back]..still round my waist..
Oh Gad.. where had I already been..why didn't anyone tell me
..more to the point..why didn't Hx1 point the finger !
Stuffed in bag..home..asked Hans if he knew I left the house with a
bra having off me .."ye..thought you knew" ..”What ?? knew..?? Why would I … urghhhh.”..

[TinCrumpet]

BTW, what is a lorry?

Truck = Cool
Lorry = Uncool

[TinCrumpet]

Hx1 just rang ..Fitting of new Sink Plug in Airstream and various Plumbing DooDars a complete success..cant wait to view..No Mention of Custard..unless..unless..he's saving the telling off for when he's back..
Bad signal where he is..He knows and I know....I could hang up..
i've done that trick before .."££££$$$$ Open box of custard !!!"
"whaaaattt??..can hardleee hear yoooo"
I'm going..a million and one things to do and Haven't started yet

[Aviator]

Sorry the Argosy didn't work out. The Diesel MoHo is up to $4709.00USD with 9 hours left.

I would be nervous buying without inspecting, but you are a pro at that and it worked out OK the last time for you.

Enjoy the custard when Hans comes home. We have a thing over here called frozen custard it is like ice cream only richer and sweeter. Do you have it in the UK? I think you would enjoy it.

[TinCrumpet]

Originally Posted by Aviator

Sorry the Argosy didn't work out. The Diesel MoHo is up to $4709.00USD with 9 hours left.
I would be nervous buying without inspecting, but you are a pro at that and it worked out OK the last time for you.
Enjoy the custard when Hans comes home. We have a thing over here called frozen custard it is like ice cream only richer and sweeter. Do you have it in the UK? I think you would enjoy it.

Ill look see..
I still think that price'll shoot up
Never experienced the Frozzie version..
There was no mention of custard at this end..
Just in case ..I hid upstairs..
I could lock the lavatory door and stick cotton wool in my ears ..
But no need..Not one complaint so far from the human hoover
mmmmm....
Thought it was suspiciously quiet ..
Crept downstairs..
My new printer is in a million bits !!
Hx1 attempted to print on an A4 piece of rogue Vinyl he found kicking around..
for what you may ask ..
Fancy Stickers For his Aeroplane ..what else !
Fuser shot..ruined ..and for good measure..he snapped a vital piece putting it back together..
Well does it matter ..Yes actually..
A replacement fuser is nearly as much as a new printer ..and even if I order one.. the freaking thing may not work due to the little spring and the broken bit left over
He's Eating Humble Pie at the moment..and I don't mean with custard

[Keyair]

Originally Posted by TinCrumpet

Whats a SOB ?

I had to ask too....

[TinCrumpet]

Originally Posted by Keyair

I had to ask too....

[CENTER]Funeee..

[TinCrumpet]

Originally Posted by TinCrumpet

[CENTER]Funeee..

As I'm waiting on news about an Airstream ..no point in continuing
on the dark side...See you on Tincrumpet Vacations ..
Pleeeeeeese dont post on here ...Thank you kindly ...