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Old 10-24-2013, 06:58 PM   #57
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1) What is the definition of perfect pitch?

Throwing a Smart Car in the toilet and not hitting the rim.

2) What’s the difference between an onion and a Smart Car?

No one cries when you chop up a Smart Car.

3) What is the definition of a man?

He can drive a Smart Car, but chooses not to.

4) What’s the difference between a Smart Car and a lawn mower?

If you put both of them on E-Bay, you would definitely sell the lawn mower.

5) What’s the best way to drive a Smart Car?

With a chain saw.

6) How can you tell if a Smart Car driver is at your front door?

He’s the one with the Domino’s Pizza hat.

7) How many Smart Car drivers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven- one to hold the bulb and six to drink until the room spins.

What do you call a Smart Car driver without a girl friend?

Homeless.

9) What do you call a Smart Car owner with half a brain?

Gifted.

10) How many Smart Car drivers does it take to change a light bulb?

One- as long as a Lamborghini driver gets the ladder, sets it up and puts the bulb in the socket.
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I'm thinking ya'all should get one of those long boards kids ride and put the Smart car on it.


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PS I do like number three, but if you're a guy, just explain to everyone....."It's my wife's car; it gets lonely and cries if we leave it behind"
Somehow I get the idea you don't like smarts Tony.
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Old 10-24-2013, 07:46 PM   #58
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Somehow I get the idea you don't like smarts Tony.
Sorry Dan I was just being a and yanking your wanker. I really don't have anything against the smart but much prefer an old Mini Cooper or better yet a Superfastmini. You know, the ones with the Acura VTEC motors. They even made a dual motor AWD version.

http://superfastminis.com/

Having a bit of fun. Come on, some of them must have made you chuckle.

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Old 10-24-2013, 09:38 PM   #59
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Sorry Dan I was just being a and yanking your wanker. I really don't have anything against the smart but much prefer an old Mini Cooper or better yet a Superfastmini. You know, the ones with the Acura VTEC motors. They even made a dual motor AWD version.

Mini Tec Home

Having a bit of fun. Come on, some of them must have made you chuckle.

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I understand Tony. The one we smart owners use is that we drive a smart under doctor,s orders. My psychiatrist says it's to compensate for my unusually large .... man parts.

Actually I really like the old Minis but the A/C really is nice, besides I already have a Mk I MG Midget. If I can't have A/C at least I can take the top off.
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Thanks smarties

Thanks for the information, Dan, Cesalie2 and Tony. I would sure like to see pictures of the bungee cord lash-up and light bar mounting. The thought of towing without brakes is a little unsettling to me.

I have had a long string of very small cars like a Crosley, 3 VWs, Austin Healy Sprit and BMW Z3. So small is fine with me, don't feel a need to compensate for anything.
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Thanks for the information, Dan, Cesalie2 and Tony. I would sure like to see pictures of the bungee cord lash-up and light bar mounting. The thought of towing without brakes is a little unsettling to me.

I have had a long string of very small cars like a Crosley, 3 VWs, Austin Healy Sprit and BMW Z3. So small is fine with me, don't feel a need to compensate for anything.
For the bungee just attach to the seat base or track, through the steering wheel and back to the base. It just adds some resistance so the doesn't overturn and oscillate when you hit the uneven road surface.

For the lights I just used the towing eye bolts from my two smarts and mounted a couple of trailer lights I had lying around. I mounted a 4 conductor cable under the car with a plug on each end. I plug the tail lights into the cable at the rear and the tow bar able into the front. Sorry I'm not at home so no pictures.
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